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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. You can shoot a guy on 5th Ave. You can't blow a guy.
  2. Katie Johnson swore in her affidavit Trump made a death threat towards her if she spoke of him beating and raping her.
  3. Was kinda curious how the Minister Of Culture married to an immigrant felt about a party challenging birthright citizenship MAGA-fying UT.
  4. Reiterates what others have pointed out (amongst other things) and has been pointed out in the past but is now more relevant than ever. Trump, Mr. America First, is a national security issue.
  5. 13 year-olds in Grandma's time were already old-timers at their jobs and had smokers cough.
  6. "Oh, you know if you got worms"
  7. The great thing about cognitive dissonance is you can blow right through a sex trafficker with extortion material on Trump acting as a consultant to Putin and still maintain your anti-globalist stance.
  8. I've never really noticed but the ax makes that seem less "break down this door" and more "fuck this door". Rookie's gotta let off a lil' steam.
  9. Sooo, as Pod Save America points out, the email in which Maxwell says "Yeah, I've been thinking about that" directly contradicts Todd Blanche's testimony about his interview with Maxwell, no?
  10. Elon is to AI what Elon is to FSD. Or Hyperloops. Or saving a trillion dollars in government spending.
  11. I'm laughing right now at "I don't know what's going to happen "
  12. Shit, afaik there's nothing stopping any individual from haggling with insurance companies over what they'll pay for a policy. It will be just like when normal people go to grocery stores and flex their mad wheeler dealer skillz.
  13. It's basically what he did with NAFTA. Said it was a bad deal and replaced it with what was essentially the same thing with a new moniker so he could say "look what I did!" Then turned around and claimed Mexico and Canada were ripping us off and started a tariff war (while failing to acknowledge that it was his trade deal that was now a "rip off"). I must admit, haggling with insurance companies over what I'm going to pay for a policy does sound like a fun use of my free time.
  14. Jacking up American's healthcare costs for what I'm assured is a titanium lock guarantee these constituents won't be let go at a later less headline-grabbing time. You stick it to 'em, Tim!
  15. From my feed, I get the sense Axios thinks what's-his-hair from Palantir is the new special boy life coach 2.0 rock star substitute all the cool kids should be listening to, but is gaining less traction than Musk in his heyday, who's fading into Saucy Jack era.
  16. I don't even get into who is announcing what games, but I was already lol-ing at this guy building up to the winning td. Like Crocodile Hunter-level narration. Him going full manic Kermit The Frog when it happened? I fucking lost it.
  17. Even if they start shooting you, that doesn't tell you anymore as to whether it's an imposter or an actual ICE agent.
  18. I'm turning Japanese, Dad! And when I'm an extra on CHiPs, you and Mom can suck it!
  19. Insist Luke 18:25 should be displayed in every Texas classroom, Pedo Goody Two Shoes
  20. I know I'm paraphrasing someone else, but if you were a white male Boomer, you had to have a plan to fail. I don't resent the fortunate. I despise the gluttons.
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