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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Jesus regarding his executioners: Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do. Kirk's widow: Yes, I know our beloved President Chipocalypse Now has threatened the parts of America he hates with war, but now that a MAGA family member has killed my husband, you're REALLY gonna get it. Amen.
  2. Right. Implying a point instead of simply stating it allows the speaker to deny responsibility and you see this all the time.
  3. That's nothing to be proud of, Russ. ...number one...
  4. President of the United States: "I couldn't care less"
  5. Offense Shines In MAGA Spring Game
  6. Just remember, eventually there will be an act of left-wing terrorism and MAGA's gonna go MechaLaimbeer into the false equivalency paint. Or not. Mark my words.
  7. J Edgar? What about Shiva and that big ass Elephant Head god? They're all sitting there going "wtf, Kash?"
  8. If someone can give me a word that rhymes with "groyper" I'll give you a cut of my upcoming Groyper-TPUSA gang war musical.
  9. So, does the Trump administration and DOJ classify Groypers as a terrorist organization?
  10. He should play a montage of Kirk's greatest hits- we should accept our levels of deaths due to gun violence, blacks are intellectually inferior, etc...- on the Jumbotron if MAGA truly believe he's someone who should be revered.
  11. He'd be acting the same if it was Eric.
  12. Is there going to be an opening band for the Big Reveal?
  13. Not that it would matter anyway, cuz it would just lead to another dead end Steele Dossier-esque derail that does nothing to refute the point that domestic right-wing terrorism dwarfs that of left-wing terrorism.
  14. #prayforeldertiktoklikeandsubscribe
  15. "You don't do this for media. You don't do this for the recognition" *looks at camera*
  16. The Leader Of The Free World routinely, and coherently calls liberals "communist, marxist, fascist" so often it doesn't even register anymore.
  17. Sarah Huckabee: Looks fine to me.
  18. https://ccjs.umd.edu/feature/umd-led-study-shows-disparities-violence-among-extremist-groups
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