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  1. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Ever want to put your cat in a bong? Well great news...
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    False. Trump asked the Georgia Secretary of State to "find" the virtual exact # of votes that would flip Georgia's electoral votes to him. Stop playing stupid and insulting everyone's intelligence.
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    http://www.youmustrememberthispodcast.com/episodes/youmustrememberthispodcastblog/2015/4/21/star-war-episode-xv-why-john-wayne-didnt-sign-up
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    It's why the Right for most of our lifetime has been so anti-Hollywood. The "It's Still Real To Me Dammit" fanbois of an actual war-averting John Wayne got very, very hurt in the late 60s by a wave of Easy Rider. There was no principle. It was just their cultural monopoly being breached. Whenever a celebrity (exhibit A Donald Trump) parrots their delusions, it's all good.
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    What part is it about "hang Mike Pence" that you don't get?
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    Looks like Fani went warp speed through the Paxton timeline. Possibly plaid. Weird!
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    Was wandering around killing time before doors opened at HV and strolled into Zilker Brewing to grab a beer and then I'm fist bumping with Peelander Yellow so I'll probably mosey back on over by 330 to catch that set.
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    Spilling one's seed on the ground will eventually be criminalized in the coming theocracy. For-profit prisons ain't going to fill themselves.
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    *Posted on weathered board above toilet* If the governor ain't happy, ain't no one happy
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    Freedom is having options. We're well on our way to having fewer and fewer. Perhaps we should consider doing something different than what we have been doing while we still have that option.
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    Unchecked power corrupts is not just conventional wisdom. It's a demonstrable trait of human nature. Democracies have a compelling social interest thru progressive taxation and enforcement not to "punish success" but to check totalitarianism. Billionaires or Democracy Choose one.
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    Trump actually meant Toonces, the Clinton getaway driver.
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    "I lie, but I'm honest about it, which makes it ok."
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    https://www.cnn.com/2021/07/12/politics/donald-trump-polls-cpac-straw-poll/index.html
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    I didn't make it to the end. Turned it off when they started discussing the high school golf feats of someone on UT's women's team.
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    Goddammit, an entire fucking segment on golf, LIV and local golf courses.
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    Hur is a goddamn liar.
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    Dammit, I totally skimmed past this part when repped slorch. I am dumb.
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    You don't even have to know how to spell "anyone".
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    I got stuck in some Oklahoma town in some nearly abandoned chain restaurant in a booth getting ear raped by this. What is this song about? It's virtually about nothing. "Honey, I shrunk random things and phrases that richocheted through my skull and now we're rich!" "Don't worry, Sugar Britches. There's a carnie chasing the kids in the video for the wholesome family Heartland appeal"
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    I'm reposting all the "On this day" FB memories from 4 years ago. My FB post for March 10, 2020 was this-

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

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