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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Get ready for the bot that wrote the McCartney obit/album realease/learn English exercise to get busy making decisions for Medicare's new prior authorization pilot program. https://www.newsweek.com/medicare-update-lawmakers-sound-alarm-about-major-change-program-2111784
  2. Start with blueberries and maybe work your way up to these goddamn bananas.
  3. I'm not even going to go back to confirm The Show Me Institute was cited upthread somewhere as a source, just need to know the steps I need to take in creditializing Your Mom's A Whore University.
  4. First step is acknowledging with clear eyes what conservativism always was.
  5. Your link makes the polar opposite point of the one you seemingly were trying to make.
  6. I don't know who "him" is, but you seem to be implying murder suspects are released the next morning in Austin. I hate putting words in other peoples' mouths, but is this what you're implying? I dunno.
  7. He could just use Fallacy Ref for the Cliff Notes. https://imgur.com/gallery/logical-fallacy-referee-QAMU0
  8. One day I'm going to find out what that word means. Not today, of course, but one day.
  9. When a huge chunk of the electorate has demonstrated there's no need present any specific evidence to support a convicted scam artist's accusation, eventually he won't bother to even specify what the accusation is.
  10. We must federalize Alabama.
  11. Because he wants to be special
  12. Brain Worms provides no reason to move away from successful mRNA vaccines. Suggest "better solutions" absent any concrete details what those solutions might be.
  13. https://www.pbs.org/newshour/health/rfk-jr-pulls-funding-for-vaccines-being-developed-to-fight-respiratory-viruses
  14. Yeah. You don't. That's the difference.
  15. Oh, the glee! Shop talk coming up.
  16. Oh forgot. Broke brain too. Playing the shits.
  17. Here's where Ana carves out his special anti-vax adjacent position next to his Steele dossier obsession that he believes innoculates him the unfettered, raging circus fire so he can point to rightfully horrified spectators and call them a clown.
  18. The host annoys me for whatever reason, but I thought this was a pretty revealing first hand account I hadn't seen before.
  19. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/mar/14/teen-models-powerful-men-when-donald-trump-hosted-look-of-the-year
  20. Without any other context, I dig the few handful of songs I know by The Strokes and am vaguely aware there's a divide amongst critics of the band and of their history, but with his dad popping up in the Epstein saga, (and perhaps I'm reading too much into it) I heard this with some slightly different ears when it came up on my playlist. Was an honest man Asked me for the phone, tried to take control Oh, I don't see it that way I don't see it that way We shared some ideas All obsessed with fame, says we're all the same Oh, I don't see it that way I don't see it that way Raised in Carolina I'm not like that Trying to remind her When we go back I missed the last bus, I'll take the next train I'll try, but you see, it's hard to explain I say the right thing but act the wrong way I like it right here, but I cannot stay I'm watching TV, forget what I'm told Well, I am too young and they are too old The joke is on you, this place is a zoo You're right, it's true He says he can't decide I shake my head to say, "everything's just great" Oh, I just can't remember I just can't remember Raised in Carolina She says, "I'm not like that" Trying to remind her When we go back I say the right thing but act the wrong way I like it right here, but I cannot stay I'm watching TV, forget what I'm told Well, I am too young and they are too old Oh man, can't you see, I'm nervous, so please Pretend to be nice so I can be mean I missed the last bus, we'll take the next train I'll try, but you see, it's hard to explain
  21. The problem is less that Trump is doing a professional wrestling shtick and more there's too many It's Still Real To Me Dammit people in this country.
  22. Yes, and the others too.
  23. *learn Do You Remember The Saturday Gigs* *obtain Norwegian chicks*
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