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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. And "common sense" is what his supporters used to pride themselves on.
  2. Melania is going to kick Cruz's ass after Elon no shows.
  3. What are the sentencing guidelines for adultery?
  4. BEFORE the game, he would claim if Texas lost then the game was rigged, and Texas would rightly be ridiculed by every other fan base as the piss baby of college football.
  5. You definitely want maximum Cybertruck aerodynamics when you can't see in the rain.
  6. The Dems Trump has a mutually amicable relationship with are almost cherry picked with a laser. But whatever, drain that swamp, or something.
  7. Well, unfortunately she didn't make it. Ex-boyfriend found her in her car Thursday morning. Likely alcohol poisoning.
  8. Got dibs on Fuck Emergency for band name.
  9. It's that's one guy from that old commercial!
  10. Trump just literally hosted a LIV event at his Doral course.
  11. Narrator: Lilly thought she could have a career in a Christian theocracy...
  12. Accusation/Confession Translation: "We want to get rid of brown people."
  13. "I like sons that don't go to jail. And without an overbite. Congrats on the promotion Barrett."
  14. There's a hold on your transcript and diploma and we're too "incompetent" to tell you how to resolve it. https://www.kvue.com/article/news/local/student-investigated-over-palestinian-protests-ut-austin/269-bb36ab84-2a32-4df8-b113-abafa1ce6385 Of course, this has now become a university that hires internet trolls to teaching positions, so maybe it is genuine incompetence.
  15. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand wonder if Trump like Taylor.
  16. "...and by America I mean the United States. And by United I mean we need a national divorce. And by divorce I mean patriotism. And by patriotism I mean falling in love with a communist dictator. And by communist dictator I mean Biden. And by Biden I mean Obama COVFEFE GOO JOOB!
  17. "...want a strongman to get rid of this constitution."
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