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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Well, unfortunately she didn't make it. Ex-boyfriend found her in her car Thursday morning. Likely alcohol poisoning.
  2. Got dibs on Fuck Emergency for band name.
  3. It's that's one guy from that old commercial!
  4. Trump just literally hosted a LIV event at his Doral course.
  5. Narrator: Lilly thought she could have a career in a Christian theocracy...
  6. Accusation/Confession Translation: "We want to get rid of brown people."
  7. "I like sons that don't go to jail. And without an overbite. Congrats on the promotion Barrett."
  8. There's a hold on your transcript and diploma and we're too "incompetent" to tell you how to resolve it. https://www.kvue.com/article/news/local/student-investigated-over-palestinian-protests-ut-austin/269-bb36ab84-2a32-4df8-b113-abafa1ce6385 Of course, this has now become a university that hires internet trolls to teaching positions, so maybe it is genuine incompetence.
  9. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand wonder if Trump like Taylor.
  10. "...and by America I mean the United States. And by United I mean we need a national divorce. And by divorce I mean patriotism. And by patriotism I mean falling in love with a communist dictator. And by communist dictator I mean Biden. And by Biden I mean Obama COVFEFE GOO JOOB!
  11. "...want a strongman to get rid of this constitution."
  12. Wore same outfit to protest graphic material in libraries, probably.
  13. Why not? Horses leave barns and go back in all the time.
  14. Then stick a buttplug in your face, Space Lasers.
  15. It seems asking this dude under oath if he planned on voting for a felon to be hired for a government job would be germane.
  16. "'Cause I'm a man, not a boy And there are things you can't avoid, you have to face them When you're not prepared to face them"
  17. WE'RE TOOBIN ON A RIVER OF EVIL STRAIGHT OVER SATAN'S BUTTHOLE FALLS!!!!!
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