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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. "Randy, I'm looking and pointing at Cotton, but I'm talking to you."
  2. "I shine like gold when I play the piano" and "I don't no anything. I'm only 13 years old!" used to be our random go-to lines for a cheap laugh.
  3. Leaders: 1) Able to adapt to new information 2) Actually give a fuck about those they command 3) Prepared to take responsibility once they have decided https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/eisenhowers-logistics-and-diplomatic-nightmare/id1237796990?i=1000663314180
  4. For contrast, uses his daddy's inherited wealth to take out full newspaper ads calling the execution of indisputably innocent American citizens, refuses to rescind or apologize. U! S! A!
  5. I remember when it was a libertarian talking point.
  6. https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-helped-ignite-george-floyd-riots-identified-white/story?id=72051536
  7. Then in the hat whathisface is going to eat.
  8. MAGA: They're calling us weird! RFK Jr: Hold my bear.
  9. I'm penciling in "RFK Jr Ate A Dog" on my Bingo card.
  10. I like the other version of Tommy Boy.
  11. * note dropped/broke drumstick at end of first vocal line, seamless recovery
  12. Aerosmith officially hung it up today.
  13. Not even a Black Keys fan, but I fuckin love this song
  14. Any society or civilization, without any prodding, that willingly decides to amputate itself from, at minimum, half of its wealth of human resources, will and and deserves to be culled from the world.
  15. 99 percent chance Trump is a potato.
  16. Pranking Wendy's employees by throwing an Amish person through the drive-thru window
  17. In high school my friend thought it was a good idea to smash a folded over ketchup packet, spraying a jet on my shirt. This was so hilarious in his head he was paralyzed in an asphyxiating open mouth laugh, allowing me to fling a pickle slice in retaliation which stuck perfectly on one of the lens of his glasses. Pickle-ass pirate motherfucker...
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