Everything posted by Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
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Epstein and Maxwell
What do I need to do to get some rock in this hizzy dizzy?
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Epstein and Maxwell
https://youtu.be/2Hb3k3y7qaM?si=69DeMFps79tgTXc_
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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
Yeah. If one were to spell it out explicitly, it would be as if there was a cover up.
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Epstein and Maxwell
I'm ok You're so so Up the hill backwards
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Epstein and Maxwell
Surprisingly, your response has nothing to do what you quoted
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Epstein and Maxwell
Like pulling goddamm teeth
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Epstein and Maxwell
Glad you wrapped that up that storyline. Bye.
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Epstein and Maxwell
What are you specifying as "this"?
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Move over, MS Paint.
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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
"Mr President, would you support appointing a special counsel?" "I did not rape a minor. I rape women. But even if I did rape a minor, I was Obama."
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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
So it would be in your interest to make the Epstein files public, like you said you would during the campaign, so you can show the country that this is a scam, instead of telling the country to trust the word of a convicted scam artist, you, Donald Trump, that this is a scam. Oh, that involves sexual assault, which you were also found liable for in a court of law.
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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
The guy who thinks Joe Biden was replaced by a robot will determine what's credible.
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Epstein and Maxwell
The FBI planted those classified documents on me and I demand they return them because they're mine.
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2025 Thread of the Rains
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4th of July Texas Flood
Repeatedly granting appeals sounds pretty tyrannical.
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Donald Trump Assassination Attempt
Is that Mitch Hedberg's BIL?
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4th of July Texas Flood
Gotta hand it to Biden (before he was executed and replaced by a robot), creating a Scamdemic while Trump was president was pretty genius.
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4th of July Texas Flood
It would be negligence enabled by an ever-increasing culture of what is labeled "freedom". I have no problem believing "he's a great guy". I still think my former friend whose last post on FB was "I've had the flu that was worse than this" before he died of covid was a great guy. I get it. The pandemic was fucking weird (if you took relative good fortune for granted). But that ain't the truth. https://www.jimcollins.com/concepts/Stockdale-Concept.html
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4th of July Texas Flood
....which, in this chain of command, would pass the buck to "God". Praise be to Him, though his mass murdering ways shall somehow un-besmirch his glory and perfection, Amen.
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Tariff wars, they have began
Ya see, Copper? Ya see what happens when mess with ol Bugsy?
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
tl;dr
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4th of July Texas Flood
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Theys wants to takes the Grok's precious!
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4th of July Texas Flood
Goddammit that Abbott "let me tell you something about Texas" was as cringe worthy as bro country lyrics thinking they're introducing the rest of the country to their love of gravel roads and church on Sunday, as if it's not a cliche. "Oh. Texans like football. I did not know that!"
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4th of July Texas Flood
River gages. Whose gonna pay for that?