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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Which again, tedious for me, annoying for you, yet still necessary cuz even the mute get to vote, has nothing to do with Trump getting a fair trial.
  2. Does the victim have a name? Did they apply for White House job previously? We are awaiting the list.
  3. 1) What's the breakdown percentage-wise of witnesses that corroborate Fani's narrative to those that contradict it? 2) Were any of the contradictory witnesses named after a vodka? 3) As is unanswered standard, has anyone on Planet Earth even remotely offered a working theory how Fani hiring her boyfriend to a job a former Georgia governor was running away from due to death threats would deny Trump a fair trial? 4) *Chris Farley as Senator* Can you describe the nature of your relationship, Ms Willis?
  4. It has no basis in logic. Next week Trump is going to reveal he was fucking the woman he hired, HabbaKnobbaBobba, therefore, MISTRIAL!!!
  5. Oh, it's allowed, consequence-free, and it's allowed in spades by the very defendant on trial.
  6. If I were the defendant in my financial situation, not trying to endlessly delay and not running for president, yeah I would. The only issue I see would be if I was a more qualified attorney applying for the job and death threats Fani's boyfriend got. If I'm a defendant and thought Fani hired sub-optimal help due to their relationship, I would think that would be to my benefit. I'm hoping they're spending ALL they're free time not working on the case going to Fucktown. I still have yet to imagine, or hear you articulate, how Fani hiring her boyfriend would deny Trump a fair trial.
  7. You're implying Fani Willis hiring her "boyfriend" is relevant to the Trump case, therefore she should be removed from this particular case. It's not anymore relevant than Trump hiring his kids to White House roles is to whether he tried to overturn the election results in Georgia. Neither one of them have any relevance to the case.
  8. Because the smoking gun evidence of Trump recorded in the act of commiting the crime for which he is charged is inadmis... POCKET SAND!!!
  9. "Would you be interested in joining my team of prosecutors?" "No, I've had my fill of death threats. Thanks tho!"
  10. Russian cities are so much nicer than American they lock up their grocery carts so they don't get stolen by the homeless!
  11. Wait. People who died from COVID were victims of their own gay lifestyle?
  12. Yeah. The whole concept of "good guy with a gun could have stopped this" implies the killing of innocent people has already started and that at least one innocent person must be shot so that Cosplaying Rambo dorks can carry on with their fantasies uninterrupted. Which of, would be insane even if it worked, but is super-insane when it doesn't and relies on an unarmed man to tackle shooter after 22 people, half of them kids according to initial reports, are shot. Kids' rights to living their lives vs Rambo dorks' rights to being dorks... Gosh, this really is a Sophie's choice!
  13. Suddenly, I am The Bar-B-Que'er having an epiphany mid-ad.
  14. Wait. Half that cuz an unarmed man took out one of shooters, so big savings and some bo-hono-us freedom there, I tell you wut, lemme hear a yee yee
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