Goddammit that Abbott "let me tell you something about Texas" was as cringe worthy as bro country lyrics thinking they're introducing the rest of the country to their love of gravel roads and church on Sunday, as if it's not a cliche.
"Oh. Texans like football. I did not know that!"
Like, an actual elected rep with an actual House vote and nary a worry about getting re-elected, Harlem Globetrotter-style.
Inspector Clouseau of Clown Detection is on the case.
The broken, unhinged clowns on Surly Horns politics forum must taste the whip of my unique wit and be thoroughly vanquished before I can even begin to critique the pros and cons of the leader of the Free World's assertion that Joe Biden is a robot.
Hey everybody! I haven't been paying attention the last ten years, but what if we go into a I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine kinda deal with Trump?