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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Goddammit that Abbott "let me tell you something about Texas" was as cringe worthy as bro country lyrics thinking they're introducing the rest of the country to their love of gravel roads and church on Sunday, as if it's not a cliche. "Oh. Texans like football. I did not know that!"
  2. River gages. Whose gonna pay for that?
  3. Privately funded by the wealthy beneficiaries of tax cuts who will parlay themselves into hero status.
  4. Like, an actual elected rep with an actual House vote and nary a worry about getting re-elected, Harlem Globetrotter-style. Inspector Clouseau of Clown Detection is on the case.
  5. *MTG bounces weather-seeding causation off of Ana's face* Ana- You CR clowns have lost it!
  6. All the power. None of the responsibility. *edit* Likely parlayed into grievances they're being oppressed
  7. The broken, unhinged clowns on Surly Horns politics forum must taste the whip of my unique wit and be thoroughly vanquished before I can even begin to critique the pros and cons of the leader of the Free World's assertion that Joe Biden is a robot.
  8. In this scene, we see serenity masquerading as Dr Phil dispensing the 411. This Is Fine Dog has entered the room, and the psychopathy is palpable.
  9. My general impression of Kerrville is funds can be found for this but less so for actual life-saving government services.
  10. This is pretty much what I repping.
  11. Lotta 100 year events this week.
  12. ...from San Saba, then back east to Comanche from Brownwood
  13. I took 190 west to 45 north up to Brownwood this morning. Went east Comanche to Goldtwaite Lometa Lampasas this afternoon no problem
  14. The waters had receded by then but that's where I did my turn around this morning and headed back underneath the tracks.
  15. Everything's computer
  16. 16 north outta San Saba to Goldthwaite closed
  17. Llano River right now
  18. Everything from my no look shot looks normal.
  19. Wut. I gotta over it and then back over it after I drop my load in SA.
  20. https://www.austinchronicle.com/news/2025-06-27/area-lawyers-describe-immigrant-kids-without-representation-refugees-arrested-in-court/
  21. That's what history tells us usually happens when you shake hands with Trump. Go to the mirror and ask it wtf.
  22. Hey everybody! I haven't been paying attention the last ten years, but what if we go into a I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine kinda deal with Trump?
  23. Stassney after dark
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