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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Governor Abbott literally pardoned a convicted murderer
  2. The civil unrest 2020 Trump ads (using footage from his first term) promised would happen if Biden got elected finally came true.
  3. Musk challenged Zuckerberg to a fight and shriveled out of it when he accepted. Most of the world doesn't understand, nor can handle, the ways of the alpha male.
  4. I realize you don't post in this forum and your expertise was solicited, but how is an intra-party MAGA squabble evidence of "blind tribalism"?
  5. Dr Evil: Here's the plan. With the Big Beautiful Bill's fate in the balance, we have Elon publicly call the bill an abomination, I call him crazy, he calls me a pedo and things escalate from there. Then, while our adversaries are fixated on the spectacle, we strike! Scott: Strike? What, a match? March in protest of working conditions? Your party's appointed most of the Supreme Court. You control both chambers of Congress. You're the imperial president ruling by executive decree in defiance of court orders right now. Just do what you want. Dr Evil: You ...just ...really don't get it, do you, Scott?
  6. Y'all hear that? We're using code words!
  7. Trainers got em in their corners, juicing them up, rubbing them down... "You can do this!"
  8. That noise he made at the end
  9. Biden-Is-Robot Guy fires off an "Elon is CRAZY" post! Elon counters with a classic "Trump's a pedo" attack! Trump responds with a hellstorm of gibberrish! Elon... OH NO! A ROBOT ARMY!
  10. 2 months later: https://www.texastribune.org/2025/06/04/texas-immigration-raid-hays-county-austin-venezuelan-gang/
  11. And to cripple any agency that regulated any of his businesses.
  12. This may or may not be the right thread for this, but my parents' caretaker (originally from Cameroon) missed a day of work last week cuz her son got thrown in jail for speeding (as we originally understood it) and HPD couldn't even tell her at the time what jail he was in. He was eventually released with a "contest of speed" (?) (racing) charge, though no other car was pulled over. Could be legit or could be a cop amping up a charge against a black male with a foreign-sounding last name. The guy's a really decent kid, taking college courses who aspires to work for the FBI and a guilty plea, as he understands it (amongst other things) would be an impediment to that. They can't afford 10 grand for a lawyer, so in the spirit of "it doesn't hurt to ask" would any legal eagles have any off-the-cuff advice or guide to resources in fighting this?
  13. "Shame", I believe.
  14. Dems should lean into this and start calling for hearings: "Who executed President Biden? Who made the robot clone Biden? When did President Trump learn of this? THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DESRVE ANSWERS!!!"
  15. See, Biden is a clone. But also a robot.
  16. Attention World!!! I am not taking drugs!!! Also, I used to take drugs cuz I had a special sad that is unique to racist fascists.
  17. First 2 Weezer albums were brilliant.
  18. Power pop CAN be simple, but count how many changes are crammed into this radio staple.
  19. Golly! Maybe it is bullshit. Let's take another half century to figure out what we need to do to balance a budget.
  20. Normally there's a trial involved before the smartest guy in the room starts whipping out the Other People Were Telling Me To Do This defense. Of course, mutually exclusive beliefs hasn't stopped MAGA before.
  21. I Did That Trump stickers next to each one
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