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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. From my feed, I get the sense Axios thinks what's-his-hair from Palantir is the new special boy life coach 2.0 rock star substitute all the cool kids should be listening to, but is gaining less traction than Musk in his heyday, who's fading into Saucy Jack era.
  2. I don't even get into who is announcing what games, but I was already lol-ing at this guy building up to the winning td. Like Crocodile Hunter-level narration. Him going full manic Kermit The Frog when it happened? I fucking lost it.
  3. Even if they start shooting you, that doesn't tell you anymore as to whether it's an imposter or an actual ICE agent.
  4. I'm turning Japanese, Dad! And when I'm an extra on CHiPs, you and Mom can suck it!
  5. Insist Luke 18:25 should be displayed in every Texas classroom, Pedo Goody Two Shoes
  6. I know I'm paraphrasing someone else, but if you were a white male Boomer, you had to have a plan to fail. I don't resent the fortunate. I despise the gluttons.
  7. YT'S algorithm funneled me into some drive time history
  8. Joke's on him. Military personnel go to food banks for groceries.
  9. You can't double health care premiums without breaking a few eggs.
  10. Don't do drugs, kids. Bet on sports!
  11. They're drawing a penis on his face.
  12. I dunno why but I just imagined JR as a character at the end of Animal House. John Rocker Killed by a camel flying through a Robo-taxi's windshield
  13. I'm surprised the Trump administration is claiming assaults on ICE are only up 1000 percent, since that encompasses free speech now.
  14. Obamacare is your Republican plan
  15. "How can someone with your best brains not know shit about fuck?"
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