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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. And by "imminent danger of death or injury" I mean "reporter talking to a cameraman with her back turned toward us".
  2. Ridding the streets of people to make America safe for robot cars
  3. https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/local/abbott-signs-law-permitting-use-of-fracking-wastewater/287-89df9861-29c7-4faa-b658-d651f94013ae
  4. When you print up I'm Voting For The Felon t-shirts, you don't get to claim "I didn't know the convicted fraudster was going to say one thing and do another!" even if it was true. That's what habitual fraudsters do. You couldn't wait to tell strangers via your wardrobe that you knew he was a scam artist, that he was a pathological liar, that it was standard operational procedure for him to be deceitful in situations that put him in legal jeopardy, but you didn't care. Not that it matters because he DID tell you what he was going to do, just like he told you he doesn't care about you and just wanted your vote.
  5. Time is a baby's laugh A butterfly floating on the breeze The sepia tinge of an old photograph Robot Biden rampaging thru the streets of Tokyo
  6. I did not know we are closer to a nuclear war now than we were during the Cuban missile crisis. What else was Robot Biden hiding from us?
  7. Fetterman loses the moral high ground when he refuses to acknowledge what even The Daily Mail acknowledges https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14794493/gavin-newsom-mocked-posting-war-room-photo-meeting-la-protests.html
  8. I have brain aids now.
  9. Governor Abbott literally pardoned a convicted murderer
  10. The civil unrest 2020 Trump ads (using footage from his first term) promised would happen if Biden got elected finally came true.
  11. Musk challenged Zuckerberg to a fight and shriveled out of it when he accepted. Most of the world doesn't understand, nor can handle, the ways of the alpha male.
  12. I realize you don't post in this forum and your expertise was solicited, but how is an intra-party MAGA squabble evidence of "blind tribalism"?
  13. Dr Evil: Here's the plan. With the Big Beautiful Bill's fate in the balance, we have Elon publicly call the bill an abomination, I call him crazy, he calls me a pedo and things escalate from there. Then, while our adversaries are fixated on the spectacle, we strike! Scott: Strike? What, a match? March in protest of working conditions? Your party's appointed most of the Supreme Court. You control both chambers of Congress. You're the imperial president ruling by executive decree in defiance of court orders right now. Just do what you want. Dr Evil: You ...just ...really don't get it, do you, Scott?
  14. Y'all hear that? We're using code words!
  15. Trainers got em in their corners, juicing them up, rubbing them down... "You can do this!"
  16. That noise he made at the end
  17. Biden-Is-Robot Guy fires off an "Elon is CRAZY" post! Elon counters with a classic "Trump's a pedo" attack! Trump responds with a hellstorm of gibberrish! Elon... OH NO! A ROBOT ARMY!
  18. 2 months later: https://www.texastribune.org/2025/06/04/texas-immigration-raid-hays-county-austin-venezuelan-gang/
  19. And to cripple any agency that regulated any of his businesses.
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