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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.
  2. Trump's making Elon and Big Ballz fight each other like Dark Helmet with his action figures.
  3. Used to be able to have a perfectly civil conversation about a Nazi mass shooting without some wackos ruining it with politics.
  4. I'm almost hoping my assumption is wrong to make a point, but odds are it's just another act of right wing terrorism that's thrown like a straw onto the pile, meaning nothing.
  5. https://www.livescience.com/technology/engineering/mits-high-tech-bubble-wrap-turns-air-into-safe-drinking-water-even-in-death-valley I know shit about fuck, but this hooked my curiosity.
  6. Just because Trump claimed Biden is a robot doesn't mean he's "INSANE". Frankly, you sound a bit unhinged.
  7. The cash register was made of wood.
  8. Maybe he's using the alternate definition of "completely" that he uses when he claims he completed the border border wall.
  9. OK. Maybe move the begin point back a bit.
  10. Don't take this as an attack. I'd propose The Holocaust and post-WW II would be a good place to begin. If you can name 3 errors, start with the first. The Middle East has been fubar'ed for the better part of a century. "I don't know where to begin" probably resonates with everyone.
  11. They don't like it when you're hauling out the trash to the dumpster and their cheap ass knock off Hefty bags splits in the pitch black dark and you're 15 year old brain thinks "no one going to see this", shrugs and clocks out. At least that's the impression I got the next morning with a phone call from the manager.
  12. I remember getting fired from Dairy Queen.
  13. The Trump Bomb Iran side and The Trump God Bless Iran side. Well, I'm not voting for either one of them.
  14. Maybe the Israelis did a friendly plane wave while bombing Iran? That would technically make Trump half right, and since you always round up, advantage Trump.
  15. ...Pastafarianism's I'd Really Rather You Nots.
  16. https://venturebeat.com/ai/anthropic-study-leading-ai-models-show-up-to-96-blackmail-rate-against-executives/ Sassy!
  17. Trump will claim Robot Biden wearing a Trump skin suit authorized the strike within 6 months.
  18. When he starts whining about Biden, will it be Robot Biden or one of the other MAGA parallel universes that has the real Biden?
  19. Was that Bill or Ted with the "WOAH!"?
  20. Somehow, still not as cartoonishly ridiculous as Trump claiming Biden is a robot. The most charitable explanation for anyone who still supports the GOP Cult is they're mentally ill.
  21. But I was joking. But cereal. Lulz. But really this time. Jk! What's going on?
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