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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. WE WANT THE TRUTH! BUILD THAT WALL!!! “I did finish the wall. I built a wall." -Donal Trump May 10, 2023 CNN New Hampshire Town Hall
  2. Guy notorious for breaking contracts, not paying contractors/lawyers, bankruptcies, successfully being sued for fraud, and hiring the "best people" he later claims are the worst: "Look America, here's the plan. Not only are we going to break our promise to our friends, we're going to encourage an authoritarian war criminal to attack them. It will be tremendous! But I need your support and trust me- I'm just going screw THEM over, but I'm not going to screw YOU over."
  3. I think this was discussed in last year's rain thread and saw an update. https://www.kxan.com/news/wimberley-water-agencies-prepare-to-act-against-aqua-texas-for-alleged-violations/
  4. It's goddamn amazing anyone with 2 functioning brain cells is still running the two decade old look-what-happened-at-this-one-place-one-time flag up the flag pole and then spiking the football in the end zone. It's like Alzheimers and TexAgs had a crack baby.
  5. Cocteau Twins-tinged, waltz-dipping guitar
  6. What's a reserve police officer? A guy who can be there when things get outta hand, the regs need backup and it's time to crack heads, but also values a work/life balance that allows him to pursue his other interests- torturing kids.
  7. Prepare for a wave punditry from commentators who believe we need semi-automatics to protect us from the border "invasion" that we should stop giving arms to people being attacked by a war criminal.
  8. *Suddenly, MTG comes sprinting down the aisle towards the ring. She too is pregnant with Vince McMahon's baby*
  9. Like I said, I have no idea, but I think a closer description of that clip was Putin called Tucker a lil' tutu boy and Tucker laughed like a lil' tutu boy.
  10. Can't remember where I read it, but I recall a mention in a profile of Putin that, due in part to his KGB background, he has a special contempt for traitors and double agents, even those who benefit him. I have no idea if that's what's going on here.
  11. ...aaaaand it's done. https://www.texastribune.org/2024/02/08/texas-am-qatar-campus/
  12. 2015 MAGA: HE'S JUST JOKING!!! 2024 Alito/Thomas: Can a president shoot someone on 5th Avenue?
  13. https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/mojo-nixon-dead-obituary-1234964257/
  14. You should sue and open yourself to discovery like Dominion did with Fox News, or Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss did with Rudy Giuliani, or E Jean Carroll did with Trump, or the second time E Jean Carroll did with Trump.
  15. We're approaching that point in the storyline where Gaetz reveals he's pregnant with Vince McMahon's baby so Chip can suck it.
  16. Attach a rider saying states that allowed slavery were wrong and responsible for the Civil War. Done!
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