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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Maybe he's using the alternate definition of "completely" that he uses when he claims he completed the border border wall.
  2. OK. Maybe move the begin point back a bit.
  3. Don't take this as an attack. I'd propose The Holocaust and post-WW II would be a good place to begin. If you can name 3 errors, start with the first. The Middle East has been fubar'ed for the better part of a century. "I don't know where to begin" probably resonates with everyone.
  4. They don't like it when you're hauling out the trash to the dumpster and their cheap ass knock off Hefty bags splits in the pitch black dark and you're 15 year old brain thinks "no one going to see this", shrugs and clocks out. At least that's the impression I got the next morning with a phone call from the manager.
  5. I remember getting fired from Dairy Queen.
  6. The Trump Bomb Iran side and The Trump God Bless Iran side. Well, I'm not voting for either one of them.
  7. Maybe the Israelis did a friendly plane wave while bombing Iran? That would technically make Trump half right, and since you always round up, advantage Trump.
  8. ...Pastafarianism's I'd Really Rather You Nots.
  9. https://venturebeat.com/ai/anthropic-study-leading-ai-models-show-up-to-96-blackmail-rate-against-executives/ Sassy!
  10. Trump will claim Robot Biden wearing a Trump skin suit authorized the strike within 6 months.
  11. When he starts whining about Biden, will it be Robot Biden or one of the other MAGA parallel universes that has the real Biden?
  12. Was that Bill or Ted with the "WOAH!"?
  13. Somehow, still not as cartoonishly ridiculous as Trump claiming Biden is a robot. The most charitable explanation for anyone who still supports the GOP Cult is they're mentally ill.
  14. But I was joking. But cereal. Lulz. But really this time. Jk! What's going on?
  15. Thanks for the heads-up
  16. Teach your sons and daughters you don't need anyone else to validate you.
  17. "Wait a minute! Are you suggesting something that might injure my feelings????"
  18. Great opening track for an album. 4 plus minutes of tension and then a release that ends too soon
  19. This is 2025, dude. You don't multi-post hero leap over a multiple murder/ mass shooting (the subject of this thread) to hijack it into an historical defense of Christianity while assuming that others assume you're a decent human being. Godwin's Law is dead. You have to be explicit you're a decent human being and you're doing a shitty job of it.
  20. https://www.foxnews.com/sports/former-vikings-player-blames-tim-walz-minnesota-lawmaker-killings-example-weak-emasculated-leader It's Tim Walz's fault that Democrats, their spouses and pets are and being shot and murdered by a Trump supporter who preaches his trans hate and anti-abortionist views at his church.
  21. Page 2 was the Boise State square for MAGA hoping this politically motivated mass shooting was by a leftist.
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