Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

The whole world would be cooler if there were less people faced with an all or nothing binary lifestyle decision.

I can't do gummies. Because of my job. I need a cig.

Jackie Robinson is woke

You will eventually be shitting and bleeding all over the place. I hope you think about this when you are. If circumstances and choices or any combo thereof, only one of which you have control over, were different for you, yes, the sidewalks would be one of those places, as it would for me.

When you indoctrinate a culture into a wealth-worshipping value system of "work super mega hard" as a starting point and slowly increase it from Dolly singing about working from 9 to 5 to Lumbergh telling you "yeeeaaah, we're going to need you to come in Saturday" to managers calling employees to come in to work when they're off, and when increasingly there are fewer and fewer options for sane people who want a work/life balance and a roof over their head- yeah. You're going to see people make understandable choices under duress that seem as insane as jumping off one of the Twin Towers in a country that uniquely amongst developed nations had a declining life expectancy (due in no small part to a critical mass of Americans choosing a short drug filled life over a long, hand-to-mouth slavish life) before the pandemic. All work leaves no time- and no play and no socializing and metastatic loneliness https://www.psychiatrictimes.com/view/what-does-rat-park-teach-us-about-addiction

Because for people who prioritize status-seeking as the ultimate life goal 1) Denying a reason to punish another diminishes status 2) Being wrong about something diminishes status

Still hilarious to me that MAGA thinks Donald Trump woke up one morning and said "Hey! I think I'm a Republican now!"

It's not socialism when I get something from the government. It's socialism when, you know, "they" get something from the government.

The Border Convoy is the Trump Hurricane Map of Lake Travis Boat Parades.

Y'All Qaeda doing Y'All Qaeda things

The simulation is going full Jane Brady naming her boyfriend.

https://www.newsweek.com/greg-abbotts-loss-texas-1865318

In the mirror

It's like conspiracy improv by people who are bad at improv. "Seeee... Biden wants kids to play footbaaalll... cuuuuzzz... *gasp!* ... OMG! Cuz then they can't focus on Jesus! No one ever brings up Jesus during football! That's by design! Football da debil!"

FOCUS!!!

Looks like it's about that time for the party that elected Ronald Reagan, Sonny Bono, Fred Thompson, fucking "Gopher", Donald Trump, and poses with Kid Rock and Ted Nugent in White House to re-adopt their deeply held belief that celebrities should stay out of politics.

Trump publicly flexed his solicitation of third parties (Russia) to violate data privacy laws regarding Hillary's e-mails in what is now history.

Good job! Who ya leaning towards and do they know you might vote for them?

I seriously thought the word "pension" had gone the way of the dodo bird. Anywho... False. I asked and numbered 2 questions. You didn't answer question 1, you quoted question 2 and replied why don't you ask someone else. I'm no math genius but just doing some head guesstimating you are the polar opposite of math. It's not often this happens, usually truth lies somewhere in between, and I'll go back and crunch the numbers, but it looks like you're 100.0000 percent wrong and I'm 100.0000 percent right on this particular issue. I've played this out using my MATH BOT 2000 and it looks like odds are pretty high that you're used to being wrong but Kool-Aide your way through the walls of life, and good for you! Either way, you answered 0.0 questions, Blutarsky.

Wait. They get a government pension?

Because you deliberately implied you knew due to your connections, asshole, and invited us to "fire away". Your lack of an answer was expected and monotonously noted, fuckpuddle. I will be likely going back to one of favorite places on Earth this year and depending on the flow, happily basking in the freedom you and your Super Patriot Eagle Freedom Guys falsely claim to love, effortlessly wade back and forth across the Rio Grande and thank my lucky stars I was born in Texas.

How many times are you going to lean on that weak-ass crutch of implication as a pathetic device to avoid stating your point, or in this iteration, who you're going to to vote for? Good God, It's insulting at best and goddamn sad to see you just do the same shit over and over.

If you can't decide who to vote for you should move to a place where decisions are made for you.

I won't stop you and we'll clink our glasses to Ana not voting* (lol). *Ana is voting in the next election. Pretend we don't see him. He's shy. And should be!