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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. *Sigh* I was literally arguing with you that Dems since the Reagan Revolution's reset of the Overton Window have been presenting themselves as "GOP Lite" in reaction to your "can you blame them?" characterization of significant portions of more or less middle and working class electorate voting against their own self-interests and seeing little difference between the 2 parties, right before the election- the most opportune time to save the Republic. Again, I'm no messaging expert and it's not that I definitely disagree with you, but drawing distinctions between your party and the fascist opposition party in as far messaging goes while making room for praise of the Reagan seed that ultimately brought us here has been the 50 year Democrat playbook that everyone is so critical of.
  2. Boom! Porn ban asploded!
  3. Or Hegseth's TikTok account.
  4. You gonna get raped mid-poop by a gang from the furry convention.
  5. Here's where Ron uses his charisma super powers to unfuck himself. Or his I'm A Republican, So What? super powers. Either way.
  6. Trump has watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory in the last 24 hours.
  7. Hey, what do want from me? A miracle? Nobody's perfect."
  8. He ruins everything
  9. This just illustrates how in touch Trump is with America. I fondly remember my sisters on Christmas day opening 12 gift wrapped dolls from Santa. What's in your stocking there? 8 more dolls???!!!! Wow! Time to go over Aunt Norma's. Goddam 17 more fucking dolls!
  10. And do we need to spoil our spawn with a buttery cut of mutton on Christmas day? Would not a stick suffice?
  11. I didn't want to do it. Trump made me do it.
  12. ...and according to Trump, he's just doing what "his lawyers" tell him to do, as alpha males are wont to do.
  13. Getting a reaction out of people is an exclusive talent shared by everyone. Babies do this without even trying. Spiking the football because people reacted is like taking a victory lap over taking a breath.
  14. Evolution has hardwired a negativity bias into our DNA. Use it, because unlike litterboxes in bathrooms, the threat from billionaires turning America into a neo-feudal society of techno scam artists is real.
  15. Couldn't he just go to the store for a pencil?
  16. It started off great, but only became greater when Trump expressed the same sentiment in his 100 days interview. Seriously though, it's getting tiresome listening to former personal responsibility life coaches try to convince themselves and others that they voted for the Trump that was the stickler for details guy who would implement measured, targeted tariffs at levels previously seen before, not this brand new bombastic, ADD bull in a china shop Trump.
  17. Can you make me fiiiiiyered???
  18. Air Force One's wings flying off right after takeoff would win that episode of America's Funniest Home Videos.
  19. I'm not crying. You're crying.
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