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  1. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    1) Do you consider a Target cashier wishing their customers "Happy Holidays" an act of war? 2) Do Border Patrol personal believe the United States is being invaded by a hostile military force and they (BP) are a military force to repel the aforementioned military force?
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    Weirdly, it's the best me!
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    Elections are going to happen whether you want them to or not. You can dig into your "You're not the boss of me!" attitude but just a heads up, you're obstinate refusal to have an opinion (cringe lol) or supposed inability to grade or quantify is blasting straight to the Super-cringe-o-sphere. I'm fairly confident none of this will matter to you, so whatever. Good luck in life, amigo. I'll be rooting for ya.
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    Yet again, not what Bojack asked you. There's his question. If you have no opinion, don't respond.
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    I knew he produced, but didn't know he played on the track. The guitar is iconic.
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    That's not what Bojack asked you. You do this repeatedly. Oppose yet refuse to state what you stand for or state what your first option is. Everything and Everyone sucks. Therefore, Everything and Everyone equally sucks. It's stupid and I think most everyone here recognizes that you're not that stupid.
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    "I jizzed in your daughter's face and made her call me 'Daddy'. Well, we're here! Looks like it's Yummy Breakfast Time! Let's go gang, Family Time!"
  8. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Shit. Forgot to mention the only guy who broke America's two and a half century streak of a peaceful transfer of power after an election amongst a thousand other things. That's not last place for Ana.
  9. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Trump is an authoritarian rapist who publicly gushes about falling in love with an authoritarian N Korean communist dictator whose body count is yet TBD, refuses to condemn Putin's Standard Operational Procedure of murdering domestic critics and feels perfectly comfortable declaring his desire to be a dictator. That's not Ana's last choice.
  10. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    From Physical Graffiti to Waiting On A Friend, Peter Tosh* moved exactly 3 steps. *I have no idea who that is on the Physical Graffiti album cover, but it's probably Peter Tosh
  11. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    It's a poll of lonely people who have free time and want to chat with other people.
  12. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    So you're in the All Tax Returns Should Be Public Information Club. Welcome aboard. We have 2 members. You're vice-president.
  13. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    I don't give a goddamn half-fuck what Trump hates. I give a fuck about measurable quality of life consequences. I hate a lot of things, Population Everyone. A corporation person as defined by the Supreme Court is only subject to their own VIP corporation people, separate parallel system of law and is fundamentally inviolate of America's cornerstone of "all men are created equal". To lay down, flare your butt cheeks, accept and enable without any semblance of resistance a system that launches gelatinous, silk-palmed, semi-literate fail fucks to the top Shit Mountain is a world every generation after should rightfully condemn us for.
  14. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    GOP Administration - Love it or Leave it Dem Administration - SECDEE!
  15. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Here to report Trump's a bulbous pustoul of shit. Drink. It. Up.
  16. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    No you wouldn't. Because you're a liar.
  17. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    How's that shit, motherfucker?
  18. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    If that's what you need to deny what the GOP's shoved down your throat, I don't blame you. What does it taste like?
  19. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    What specific term? Wut
  20. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Can we just cut to the chase @immamac and ban Hal for pretending he's new to existence on Earth.
  21. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Tell me you're a liar without telling me you're a liar.
  22. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Oh. Congrats to the CR Never-Trumpers battling night and day to make Hunter's penis top of the headlines. You did it and it all makes sense.
  23. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    You're here to 1) flex your "indifference" to fascism 2) selectively point out appropriate reactions that are reasonable responses that would not exist without the unprovoked actions that you enable.
  24. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    I don't give a fuck. I spent a day and a half inside a 2 man cell (part time) with 5 other guys for an unpaid no liability insurance traffic ticket in The Land Of The Free apologizing to the guy sleeping on floor whose face was closest to the toilet while I was peeing when I was poor as fuck and it's nauseating seeing this fuckstick know he's only subject to his VIP Civil code of goddamn law and quite confident he'll never experience the same even though he should be rotting in Guantanamo.
  25. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Trump has an unlimited money spigot from the Saudis. Civil judgements mean nothing and he's peacocking that.

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