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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    The GOP kills option to improve a situation they claim is catastrophic and must be addressed EPISODE AD INFINITUM.
  2. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    It's standard fare campaign issue every election cycle yet is kept deliberately opaque as possible. Formula for success!
  3. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    ...and the conservatives that used to complain about unfair taxation but now complain about immigration in order to accomplish the same ends SHOULD be the most ardent advocates of public tax returns but WOULD be the most vocal opposition.
  4. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Seriously tho, proposed it before. Every American's tax returns SHOULD be public information.
  5. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Does anyone know how taxes work?
  6. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    The shameless comfort and open air worship of "strength" as the end-all-be-all by "it's still real to me, dammit" blubber dorks has been one of the more eye opening things to me this last decade. I always figured "would you rather live in the strongest country or the happiest country?" would be a no-brainer for the overwhelming majority of people. I was wrong.
  7. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    "...Occasionally a mechanical boxing glove pops out of the steering and punches you repeatedly in the face which I found a slight nuisance in an otherwise stellar driving experience..."
  8. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    When your party's North Star is short-sighted, extreme self-interest eventually everyone including your allies become your enemies.
  9. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    You don't think shutting down meat and poultry processing plants would effect your average middle class voter? Ok.
  10. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    I used to compare GDP and unemployment rate of the last 3 years of the Obama administration to the first 3 years of Trump's to eliminate the negative effect of the pandemic and show the Trump administration did nothing substantial for the the economy other than add 8 trillion in debt. Guess I should compare Obama's last 4 to Trump's first 4.
  11. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Tell me Republicans are hysterical binary drama queens without telling me Republicans are hysterical binary drama queens.
  12. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Anti-government conservative loons murdered hundreds of Americans decades ago in OKC. Can we stop worrying about "galvanizing" and hoping for "clustering"? Fuck these fucks.
  13. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Wherever there is a drowning mother, we will be there to repel them. And just to be clear, by "we" I mean guys and girls I order from my wheelchair. So, just trying to clarify here, anywho... Wherever there are drowning kids we will beat back heroically... ok, again. I don't want to misrepresent. *I* personally will not beat the kids. Though I would love to, being wheelchair bound as I am I will have have to delegate those duties to the simps under my thumb... And just for documentation purposes that my lawyers have screen saved, they did it. Not me.
  14. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Too bad we have a critical mass of the electorate who've been conned by the Con Artist Elites into buying the winner/loser status-seeking value system to such a degree that they'll flush any semblance of human decency to maintain the frayed delusion that they're not the bottom rung on the ladder and at all costs, for the love of God, someone must have a shittier life than them.
  15. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Oh, your child died and your wife's going mad? Well, you're going to have to put that on the back burner for now and solicit help from your enemies cuz there is a bigger history-changing issue to deal with that's pretty much in your hands.
  16. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Looks like someone slapped him with his own diaper.
  17. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    PROUD BOYS! MOMS FOR LIBERTY! ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *crickets*
  18. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Me after reading a TwiceHorn post- "One day, I'm going to learn what that word means. ... Not today. But one day."
  19. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    It's up to us all to annoy the fuck outta everyone in our social media circle with every fascist half-fart Trump has in between now and election day.
  20. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Ford enabled a lot of the consequence-free attitude you see hardwired into Trump today.
  21. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Socialism- When Americans other than Republicans or their voting blocs get a return from the government for the taxes they pay.
  22. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    2020 and the Permian Highway Pipeline say hello, rancid fuckpile.
  23. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    "...The reaction on Twitter/X and other social media sites was fierce. I'mGonnaShitInYourMom'sVagina247 posted "LMFAO. THE WHOLE BITCHASS WORLD CAN SUCK MY DICK!"
  24. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Should have brought a shit load of dimes.
  25. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    Will the drone footage have an 8-bit Nintendo soundtrack?

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