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  1. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
    You'd know what a drag it is to see you
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    "The only reason we never worked out was We didn't work out, it never works out" So good
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    Also, that entire point I made before the music thing I posted could be wrong, but probably not cuz, hey. It's me.
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    Way back when I posted a Loveless/Kevin Shields/MBV post and got a "well you're fucking wrong about this" post I responded to that was never reciprocated. So, just for the record and not that it matters, the starting point for shoegaze was pedal-free. And, the part that matters, beautiful
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    Not as perty as that guitar *poink!*
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    The Keith Moon of guitar exploding out of the tape from the start with that raspy midrange Hamer tone. Then at 1:28, a just barely off parrot of Zander's melody for the the first 2 measures. On the third, the melody's still there but wonky. On the forth, the wings are off and the plane's on fire. Then every instrument is in sync. Beautiful
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    Your Boner *burp*
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    ...into scat porn
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    "You're a meany-face, and judiciously a poopy-head."
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    Performative outrage all the time. It's the history of healthcare reform sped up 100x. "Universal Health Care? Fuck no! We have an alternative plan!" "Fine. Let's do that." "DEATH PANELS!"
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    I was being sarcastic but really my bad as I'll occasionally forget that the news org that turned "Happy Holidays" into a War On Christmas has made this a post-sarcasm world.
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    *wanders into movie* How is Taylor Swift political?
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    Trump lies to his supporters, incites them to commit crimes for his benefit, doesn't bother to pardon them when he has a chance, and now when he's the one in legal jeopardy rallies his supporters to his defense. "Gosh, he's doing it for us"
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    Even narrower in a semi.
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    An unscrupulous billionaire???
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    Other than that, it looks like some fashion shot where everyone is having an unnatural amount of fun. The fun that comes from goading Gravy Meal Team 6 into the slammer.
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    As long as a president has enough members of his own party in the House and Senate that will refuse to impeach and convict him, Trump's lawyers are arguing a president is free to assassinate his political rivals. If you vote for the GOP, you're a piece of shit.
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    Even better than the lack of unions in Alabama is the freedom for everyone to work. https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-immigration-hyundai/
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    Wouldn't it be weird if Trump was a Democratic plant used to goad anti-government Republicans who became ubiquitous after Waco into committing crimes for which they could be incarcerated and preventing them from exposing the Dem pedo sex trafficking ring?
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    ...lots of leprechauns, pier brawls, it's got everything!
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    Where would a member of a political movement whose leader was a celebrity who hosted a celebrity reality show get the idea she could profit from being a political celebrity, Maisy? How could that idea possibly have gotten into her head?
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    Here's one- Alarmed that the vice-president was in danger of potential harm, Trump's advisors pleaded with the president to post something that would calm his supporters and quell the violence. Trump refused. Giving up, the advisors leave the room and soon discover Trump is doing the exact opposite and throwing gas on the fire.
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    League of Justice

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