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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. I don't know anything about it. Also, there was no classified information.
  2. "Morons vote for Billionaires. Decide who you are."
  3. As long as I can hang out at Hotel Vegas for 2 or 3 days in gorgeous March weather during old man matinee hours and listen to some cool bands I'm good.
  4. My doc several years ago said aim for 200 a day. Depending on how I feel I usually get in between 150 to 200 in sets that will range anywhere between 15 and 40 spread throughout the day.
  5. Haven't quite perfected having chunks of the truck flying off while driving, but FSD is right around the corner.
  6. Vandals don't kill Tesla drivers. Teslas do.
  7. Too few of times it is often asked, are our children covfefe?
  8. MAGA: He was joking! Psychiatrist: He was laughing because he knows he can say that to you and you will still support him. But he wasn't joking.
  9. And so spaketh Jesus, "How'd you like me to punch-a-size your face?"
  10. Well the wind has died down out here in Blanco
  11. RFK would be a lot more credible if he weren't a circus peanut.
  12. I'm releasing all my butts scopes. You can't corrupt me.
  13. *slowly puts down beer* I've got mediocre coming out my ass.
  14. Guess I should throw in Citizens United in there but it's almost trivial in that concentration of wealth (or "success") is a vice defined as a virtue that makes at least 3 of the other 4 possible. It's a cancer that left unchecked, as we obviously have, destroys the ability of people to have a say as to what kind of world they live in.
  15. Concentration of wealth via the Reagan Revolution, repeal of The Fairness Doctrine, 1996 Telecommunications Act, and the internet were the biggest straws. Dems were tasked (due in part to their short sighted Republican Lite strategy) with a burden akin to convincing Sooners to be Horns.
  16. Dear Chicken Dean, WTF is this?
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