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    Just got off the phone with Dish who said I needed to update my equipment at "no charge". The catch is you must commit to a 2 year equipment agreement while the "special customer promotional rate" for my subscription (a nominal monthly increase instead of the price gouging they attempted) that I got when I threatened to cut the cord months ago runs out in 9 months. The upshot- in 9 months when they try to jack up the price again and if I do cut the service in response, they get to charge me 300 bucks for breaking the "equipment agreement". So I just told them to keep the new equipment and I'll cancel when the old equipment craps out.
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    Not sure if Tim Miller's experience from AmericaFest has been posted. The whole piece is worth a listen but around the 11 minute mark he talks about the crowd responding to the idea of Haley as VP with chants of "Lock her up!" ??? Wut. "Hillary woman. Haley woman. 😡 Don't like. ... 💡... !!! Lock her up!"
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    Everything we've been able to do the last century must be computerized and digitized. It will malfunction. A lot. Needs updates. It needs needs sensors with a one year life span. It needs to be brought back to the dealer for service. Also needs your personal information, which will be hacked, and ability to track you.
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    Before he bought Twitter I couldn't understand why my news feed incessantly thought I simply must know what Elon opined on or did today. It was weird.
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    "I got rid of your termites."
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    In 1492, President Santa Claus sailed the ocean blue and founded America, a limited liability corporation. His vice president was Paul Bunyan who discovered California at the edge of the world. Then they freed the slaves!
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    That Declaration of Secession is woke.
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    That comes in handy.
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    Starts off in an lush, expansive, cavernous depth and is (I think) 3 guitars picking by the time it gets to the meat and bones of the song
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    When trying to decide which guitar solo to use Lou settled on yes.
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    It just becomes more obvious over time. Someone broke their heart or didn't fuck them as if that's their unique experience, they discover a community from Population Everyone but specified to their particular version that's prone to sweeping generalizations that they then extract "oh! Here's the problem!" instead of the truth. Life is suffering and suffering isn't evidence of an injustice perpetuated upon you.
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    First all, this Clash cover breaks out of the gates with the genius of Mick impersonating an English bobby siren but the second guitar riff on top is what makes the irresistible hook that pops up throughout the the song.
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    JFC, just gorgeous.
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    It's like the Demetri Martin joke. 'When someone describes themselves as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole.'
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    MAGA "proof" of a stolen election is a shotgun barrel Bugs Bunny spins around just before Elmer Fudd pulls the trigger. Not only does it fall comically short of its intentions, it provides evidence Trump tried to overturn an election.
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    But they have produced the evidence. And that "voluminous and irrefutable" evidence produced more than 60 losses in court, a GOP-appointed audit that showed Biden won Arizona by a larger margin than originally tallied, a 787 million defamation settlement against Fox and a 140 million defamation verdict against Giuliani.
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    That's what a Tesla's undercarriage hits after it's wheel flies off.
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    Lots of people say Hitler was right about the Jews, snowflake.
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    Shit! I should have kept the Tommy Boy gif in the chamber.
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    Let's pretend we can't understand the simple, easily understood concept of people objecting to sales of a faulty product by a company that tries to blame the customer for the product's failure.

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