Jump to content

Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

Legacy Members
  • Posts

    8220
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    1

Everything posted by Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

  1. Yeah. The whole concept of "good guy with a gun could have stopped this" implies the killing of innocent people has already started and that at least one innocent person must be shot so that Cosplaying Rambo dorks can carry on with their fantasies uninterrupted. Which of, would be insane even if it worked, but is super-insane when it doesn't and relies on an unarmed man to tackle shooter after 22 people, half of them kids according to initial reports, are shot. Kids' rights to living their lives vs Rambo dorks' rights to being dorks... Gosh, this really is a Sophie's choice!
  2. Suddenly, I am The Bar-B-Que'er having an epiphany mid-ad.
  3. Wait. Half that cuz an unarmed man took out one of shooters, so big savings and some bo-hono-us freedom there, I tell you wut, lemme hear a yee yee
  4. Just doing quick math, we're going to need 17,600 cops. Add cut taxes.
  5. Intriguing strategy, Nicole.
  6. I'm going with the media will show you this.
  7. MANWIPES! *slap*
  8. Wow! Three weird loners all mass shooting at the same public gathering.
  9. U.S. Rep Greg Casar files bill to connect Texas to rest of the country- Increases reliability Lowers costs by lowering energy scarcity Allows Texas renewables to sell out of state https://www.austinmonitor.com/stories/2024/02/u-s-rep-greg-casar-files-bill-to-connect-texas-grid-to-rest-of-the-country/
  10. You left out Floridians fleeing the home insurance crisis in DeSantistan.
  11. https://www.12newsnow.com/article/news/crime/men-accused-of-accosting-dade-phelan-wife-beaumont-home/502-dbb22413-4b6f-4d80-9d45-ce4b3b705ac5
  12. I say, Santos wasn't criminal enough!
  13. So you can't remember who on your staff bought this filing cabinet in 2015? Sounds like you have memory problems.
  14. Well Mr Senator, looks like you brought piss to a turd fight!
  15. Based upon one of my friends' story of one of her friends drunkenly entering her (yet another) friends' apartment late one night and playfully kicking what she thought was a cat's toy across the room, I can beat a hedgehog.
  16. "What's up with that cloud?"
  17. "Sir, I disagree with your strategy."
  18. https://www.factcheck.org/2019/04/what-the-mueller-report-says-about-obstruction/
  19. He was just misleading to an extreme that strains credibility under oath in whether he was aware if Mueller supported his initial public summation of the Mueller investigation.
  20. I don't even what's going on here, but I am laughing.
×
×
  • Create New...