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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. I say, Santos wasn't criminal enough!
  2. So you can't remember who on your staff bought this filing cabinet in 2015? Sounds like you have memory problems.
  3. Well Mr Senator, looks like you brought piss to a turd fight!
  4. Based upon one of my friends' story of one of her friends drunkenly entering her (yet another) friends' apartment late one night and playfully kicking what she thought was a cat's toy across the room, I can beat a hedgehog.
  5. "What's up with that cloud?"
  6. "Sir, I disagree with your strategy."
  7. https://www.factcheck.org/2019/04/what-the-mueller-report-says-about-obstruction/
  8. He was just misleading to an extreme that strains credibility under oath in whether he was aware if Mueller supported his initial public summation of the Mueller investigation.
  9. I don't even what's going on here, but I am laughing.
  10. Pete Holmes did it better
  11. Popeye's ad cut before FSD car hits bridge abutment.
  12. WE WANT THE TRUTH! BUILD THAT WALL!!! “I did finish the wall. I built a wall." -Donal Trump May 10, 2023 CNN New Hampshire Town Hall
  13. Guy notorious for breaking contracts, not paying contractors/lawyers, bankruptcies, successfully being sued for fraud, and hiring the "best people" he later claims are the worst: "Look America, here's the plan. Not only are we going to break our promise to our friends, we're going to encourage an authoritarian war criminal to attack them. It will be tremendous! But I need your support and trust me- I'm just going screw THEM over, but I'm not going to screw YOU over."
  14. I think this was discussed in last year's rain thread and saw an update. https://www.kxan.com/news/wimberley-water-agencies-prepare-to-act-against-aqua-texas-for-alleged-violations/
  15. It's goddamn amazing anyone with 2 functioning brain cells is still running the two decade old look-what-happened-at-this-one-place-one-time flag up the flag pole and then spiking the football in the end zone. It's like Alzheimers and TexAgs had a crack baby.
  16. Cocteau Twins-tinged, waltz-dipping guitar
  17. What's a reserve police officer? A guy who can be there when things get outta hand, the regs need backup and it's time to crack heads, but also values a work/life balance that allows him to pursue his other interests- torturing kids.
  18. Tried all week not to post this NSFW bit, but it's Friday I guess.
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