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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Also, because you lied to get into this country.
  2. You're in America because it avails itself to the resources of the world that your jacked-up brain somehow time travelled into believing you bestowed the gifts of your exclusive (at this point, comedic) intellect. As if none came before or would come after. As if you weren't as replaceable as your hairline.
  3. Who amongst us don't don't more, throw the first stone.
  4. "... it's disheartening to see those ideals betrayed (!?!) by voices that choose hate over inclusion." What the fuck do you think the I in DEI stands for, you denial-addict? They literally spelled it out for you. They punched you in the face with it. Jesus Fuck!!!
  5. All the benefits of America None of the burdens
  6. Based on a 59,000 yearly income at 40 hours a week, that's roughly an anecdotal outlier of 28.50 per hour entry level, which can be rendered irrelevant when your life savings can be trap door-ed cuz your "competitive benefits" are denied.
  7. The DOJ that - let Epstein off with a hand slap - only arrested him again after being shamed by the Mainstream Media's month-long investigative report - murdered him in custody (probably) - announced 11 days before a presidential election they were re-opening an investigation into one party's candidate while keeping the public in the dark that they were investigating the other party's candidate (only to later say "oops!" there was no reason to re-open an investigation) - adopted a policy that president was immune to prosecution and that remedy was a function of the legislative branch, only to have the special prosecutor push back against even testifying before the legislative branch cuz he didn't want to get involved with the political remedy his department said was necessary OH WHEN WILL THE LAWFARE END???
  8. Another horrendous fail, and predictable goalpost moving, for income suppression champions.
  9. * Deaths by Teslas in FSD mode not included
  10. ...or where he is going.
  11. Looks like a Six Flags caricature drawing.
  12. If Jennings was a sorority, he'd be the Omega SMUs.
  13. https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/tesla-talks-with-city-austin-over-autonomous-vehicle-technology-bloomberg-news-2024-12-19/ This will end well.
  14. - 2Aer who wants to restrict Ukraine's access to arms
  15. When's the fight with Zuck happening, Ironman?
  16. "Hear me out, and this may be a little unorthodox, but what if we just gave him millions of dollars to make this lil' problem go away?"
  17. Devin Nunes: Expert at being not in government, able to milk cows without immigrants, stupid name
  18. What in the Zoolander is going on Alphaville?
  19. Thanks for clearing that up.
  20. That's why we had taxpayers bailout farmers in Trump's first term. Libs were so mad at Trump's trade war with China they stopped eating food.
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