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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Trump will post the evidence he claims the FBI planted on him but now shows the election was stolen to Truth Social when he gets around to it.
  2. Sark needs to wake up, smell the java, and recognize there's only one QB on this roster with the Wright Stuff™️.
  3. I remember wondering when things were going to get back to normal during the pandemic so reading posts about who needs to be kicked in the balls on a QB controversy thread after a win is oddly comforting.
  4. Of course they did. The people instrumental in driving this guy to suicide are the victims and need to be comforted.
  5. Are Segways extinct? Seems like the last I saw a Segway tour (and therefore a Segway) in downtown Austin was 2 (?) years ago.
  6. Doesn't really sound like this guy was all that MAGA-hypocritical from the sparse info in the bit.
  7. Look. If Marissa Tomei can ninja ambush a bunch of hayseeds in court with her automotive knowledge then Jack Smith can damn well drop a "DEEZ NUTS!" with a backhand full of classifieds upside Trump's head for a follow up to "Oh yeah? Well then what are these?"
  8. And the "King of Debt"'s secret plan to do it is even more secret than the GOP's secret replacement plan for Obamacare.
  9. Trump tried a similar delay tactic in his own defamation lawsuit against Cohen trying to avoid a deposition by Cohen's lawyers by falsely arguing he had to be in NYC that entire week for his civil trial. After 2 1/2 days of pouting in court he got bored and left which Cohen's lawyers immediately pointed out to the judge prompting Trump to drop his ludicrous 500 million suit.
  10. People subjected to cardiac defibrillation have a much higher death than those who haven't. *exhales bong hot* Case closed, Mr. Hand.
  11. Instant gratification addict with the impulse control of a toddler and foresight of a goldfish
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