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    Hey! No new conclusive information! Insert into Anastasializer
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    The same? Oh no.
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    More anecdotal trivia: Being a number of The New Bohemians live in Blanco, thru sheer chance I know someone who's performed live with Paul. I guess it was one of his first times before going out on stage. Band files out of their dressing room. Paul and Edie file out behind them. Paul to Guy I Know: Hey, sound check was a lil sloppy. Maybe tighten that up a bit. Guy I Know: Shit! *Anxiety level goes from 8 to 10, turns around* Paul and Edie giggling: Ah, just giving ya shit.
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    How do we do it? Volume.
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    "My life is awesome"
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    Porn isn't real?
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    Correctly identifying it as a scam and then promoting it isn't evolving for Trump.
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    So glad my 9th grade poetry burned down with the Hot Topic.
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    Zuck's gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
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    Just give him an SS Customer Service # "If you're being assassinated please press one"
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    #livingmybestlife
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    If only someone had incessantly pointed out a major political party nominee's unprecedented incitement of violence before the 2016 election and how enthusiastically receptive his crowds were to it and giddy over triggering the libs...
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    ...and from a former supporter.
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    It's not Capitalism vs Communism. It's Democracy vs Authoritarianism.
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    It has the adaptive cruise control feature.
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    They live on the farms where they work, but you know that, Sheriff. You can arrest them right now, but you'd probably piss off the farmer (and your fellow Republican) that you've known since high school for incarcerating his employees. Your acting sucks.
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    Another privatization success story.
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    *BLAM!* *random seagull falls out of the sky*
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    Maybe he was collecting Trump golf balls.
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    This is where Cybertruck's breakaway features really shine, allowing you to Chris Farley yourself outta Cybertruck like it's a particle board poll booth and letting those pencil necks at the next campsite over know what's what. Time to dominate nature!
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