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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Can we start a petition to revoke the citizenship of every person who signed the secession petition?
  2. *watches the Texas GOP wrestle with their angry Frankenstein base in the front yard* https://www.newsweek.com/texas-independence-republican-party-court-1856413
  3. Reminds me of childrens' animal drawings made real. https://www.demilked.com/realistic-sculptures-kids-drawings-tom-curtis/
  4. Forget it, Jake. It's Oklahoma. And Texas. Pretty much the old Confederacy. Indiana's just air humping up a storm.
  5. ...could put this in the What Are You Listening To thread but I love this guitar enough to put it here
  6. Ok. This would be my final answer for most beautiful guitar ever
  7. The Beethoven riff of In The Flesh has always been my favorite guitar part of The Wall.
  8. Thanks. Stuff like this as you get older gives you a greater appreciation of how compressed what as a kid you thought was far away history. Come this August, it will be the 43 year anniversary of MTV's debut. Using the 1910 year in one of the pics as a time mark - move forward 43 years and Elvis is walking into Sun Records to make his first recording. Go back 43 years from that and Congress is passing the first Reconstruction Act.
  9. Very cool. Stupid question amnesty- What's "DF"?
  10. Books is the one of the first things I thought of as a replacement when cutting the cord. Usually tv is on as background noise, barely have time for it anyway, and the little free time is stolen through periodic haggling, being begged to take a survey, fending off a scam, dealing with a 3rd party payroll site that doesn't work, maintaining a password list, changing banks accounts due to notifications my personal data's been breached..
  11. The teens were all "I remember my first beer".
  12. I used to block random media sites on my news feed forcefeeding me Elon stories only to see the same verbatim story pop up under a new media banner.
  13. Just got off the phone with Dish who said I needed to update my equipment at "no charge". The catch is you must commit to a 2 year equipment agreement while the "special customer promotional rate" for my subscription (a nominal monthly increase instead of the price gouging they attempted) that I got when I threatened to cut the cord months ago runs out in 9 months. The upshot- in 9 months when they try to jack up the price again and if I do cut the service in response, they get to charge me 300 bucks for breaking the "equipment agreement". So I just told them to keep the new equipment and I'll cancel when the old equipment craps out.
  14. Not sure if Tim Miller's experience from AmericaFest has been posted. The whole piece is worth a listen but around the 11 minute mark he talks about the crowd responding to the idea of Haley as VP with chants of "Lock her up!" ??? Wut. "Hillary woman. Haley woman. 😡 Don't like. ... 💡... !!! Lock her up!"
  15. Everything we've been able to do the last century must be computerized and digitized. It will malfunction. A lot. Needs updates. It needs needs sensors with a one year life span. It needs to be brought back to the dealer for service. Also needs your personal information, which will be hacked, and ability to track you.
  16. Before he bought Twitter I couldn't understand why my news feed incessantly thought I simply must know what Elon opined on or did today. It was weird.
  17. In 1492, President Santa Claus sailed the ocean blue and founded America, a limited liability corporation. His vice president was Paul Bunyan who discovered California at the edge of the world. Then they freed the slaves!
  18. That Declaration of Secession is woke.
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