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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. ...and from a former supporter.
  2. It's not Capitalism vs Communism. It's Democracy vs Authoritarianism.
  3. It has the adaptive cruise control feature.
  4. They live on the farms where they work, but you know that, Sheriff. You can arrest them right now, but you'd probably piss off the farmer (and your fellow Republican) that you've known since high school for incarcerating his employees. Your acting sucks.
  5. Another privatization success story.
  6. *BLAM!* *random seagull falls out of the sky*
  7. Maybe he was collecting Trump golf balls.
  8. This is where Cybertruck's breakaway features really shine, allowing you to Chris Farley yourself outta Cybertruck like it's a particle board poll booth and letting those pencil necks at the next campsite over know what's what. Time to dominate nature!
  9. Well, at least one Neo-Nazi group is claiming credit for spreading the stupid. https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-neo-nazis-pushed-false-110000450.html
  10. Giving our candidate 5 extra minutes of speaking time = rigged.
  11. Trump is the Leroy Jenkins of riddlebates.
  12. Ectoplasm, protoplasm... whatever it takes to get to the part where the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man gets faced with a folding chair from the Statue of Liberty.
  13. *gives grudging respect to the simulation for incorporating Ghostbusters into this timeline*
  14. Now we're really pissed off as we're pounding our Coors And storming the steps for a host of the LIV Tour
  15. Aggy: Texas already destroying the conference!
  16. America has too many human hearts.
  17. I like when there's a big play and someone goes "wow!"
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