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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Wherever there is a drowning mother, we will be there to repel them. And just to be clear, by "we" I mean guys and girls I order from my wheelchair. So, just trying to clarify here, anywho... Wherever there are drowning kids we will beat back heroically... ok, again. I don't want to misrepresent. *I* personally will not beat the kids. Though I would love to, being wheelchair bound as I am I will have have to delegate those duties to the simps under my thumb... And just for documentation purposes that my lawyers have screen saved, they did it. Not me.
  2. Too bad we have a critical mass of the electorate who've been conned by the Con Artist Elites into buying the winner/loser status-seeking value system to such a degree that they'll flush any semblance of human decency to maintain the frayed delusion that they're not the bottom rung on the ladder and at all costs, for the love of God, someone must have a shittier life than them.
  3. Oh, your child died and your wife's going mad? Well, you're going to have to put that on the back burner for now and solicit help from your enemies cuz there is a bigger history-changing issue to deal with that's pretty much in your hands.
  4. Looks like someone slapped him with his own diaper.
  5. PROUD BOYS! MOMS FOR LIBERTY! ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *crickets*
  6. Me after reading a TwiceHorn post- "One day, I'm going to learn what that word means. ... Not today. But one day."
  7. It's up to us all to annoy the fuck outta everyone in our social media circle with every fascist half-fart Trump has in between now and election day.
  8. Ford enabled a lot of the consequence-free attitude you see hardwired into Trump today.
  9. Socialism- When Americans other than Republicans or their voting blocs get a return from the government for the taxes they pay.
  10. 2020 and the Permian Highway Pipeline say hello, rancid fuckpile.
  11. "...The reaction on Twitter/X and other social media sites was fierce. I'mGonnaShitInYourMom'sVagina247 posted "LMFAO. THE WHOLE BITCHASS WORLD CAN SUCK MY DICK!"
  12. Should have brought a shit load of dimes.
  13. Will the drone footage have an 8-bit Nintendo soundtrack?
  14. When not spending his surplus free time going to Trump rallies , Bob sits at home bumping his Transformers together while making explosion sounds.
  15. 50/50 chance Trump double downs on the Haley was in charge of Capitol security claim.
  16. Enya Built in tuner / delay
  17. Wanted an acoustic after I got robbed. Hated it when I first saw it. Love it now.
  18. John Denver's voice was about as pure and dependable as a Justin Tucker fg attempt
  19. It's not just the tone or Grand Canyon echo, but (to me) indecipherable timing Keith Levene pastes on top of a straight 4 beat that makes this a whirly dervish.
  20. Since we're in the Floyd-a-hood, this tops it all for me
  21. (Predominantly) white gangs collude with the GOP in attempts to overthrow America's democracy.
  22. This is essentially what I do with my well. I just super insulated the short line from the wellhead to the tank. Looks like it worked again this year. Flipped the power back on, turned the cutoff switch 45 degrees and got water coming out of the faucets and no apparent leaks. I don't have any sprinkler system tho as addressed above. Only problem now is getting the cutoff switch to stay on but I'll take that problem any day over busted pipes. I got 2 17 gallon washtubs, a large cooler, 2 large plastic containers, and various other plastic gallon bottles, buckets, pitchers of water for flushing and washing. Plus plenty of gallon bottles of drinking water I filled beforehand. It's still trial and error, but I heat up (I think) a 3 gallon pot of water on the stove for about 15 minutes for a shower. Empty that into a 2 gallon bucket and 1 gallon pitcher I set on the floor of my bathtub and that seems to be just enough for shampoo, conditioning and washing.
  23. Posting "DIAF" used to be standard operational procedure when discussing football, but now a poster is being "ripped to shreds and crucified" on a topic involving a mother and her children drowning- all on the forum where these discussions are supposed to take place.
  24. I'm mechanically declined, and I was told not to turn off my well last freeze, but I did cuz I'm hardcore like that, I do what I want and whatnot. Also tired of doing what I had been advised and still having pipes burst. Anywho, it worked! Bought an assortment of washtubs and plastic containers that I filled up beforehand for washing, flushing. Stocked fridge with drinking water. Not even sure if I needed to do this but double wrapped the line from the wellhead to the tank, stuffed some bags of old clothes around that, covered that with an old Gore-Tex sleeping bag (well, it's old now), then covered all that with Hefty Bags for moisture protection and aesthetic appeal. Opened up all faucets then shut off the well and drain off the pressure. I'll have my moment of truth in (probably) a couple of days when I flip the well back on.
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