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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. In high school my friend thought it was a good idea to smash a folded over ketchup packet, spraying a jet on my shirt. This was so hilarious in his head he was paralyzed in an asphyxiating open mouth laugh, allowing me to fling a pickle slice in retaliation which stuck perfectly on one of the lens of his glasses. Pickle-ass pirate motherfucker...
  2. It's about damn time this country stand up to food.
  3. I wonder how much my home insurance goes up this year?
  4. Rough 24 hours for Super Freedom Eagle Patriot Guy.
  5. Did they have to rent a trailer for the extra baggage they brought to Happy Fun Beach Day?
  6. Let's all pretend we just immigrated to America and are just now- SUDDENLY!-having to grapple with the concept of bi-racial people.
  7. Is there some age verification system to access Surly that I'm unaware of?
  8. "We're not going to do what red states have already done and what GOP appointed Supreme Court justices said they wouldn't do during their confirmation hearings but went ahead and did anyway."
  9. Remember when culture warriors were protesting Truck Nutz and Fuck Joe Biden paraphernalia being displayed in public?
  10. I was told there would be no math.
  11. The world's not laughing at us anymore
  12. If only there was some context, like him saying he wanted to be a dictator or terminate the Constitution or perhaps if he tried to overturn a free and fair election then we could solve this riddle.
  13. Again. The Steele Dossier is as relevant to the multiple convictions and guilty pleas obtained by the Mueller Investigation as Juanita Broaddrick contradicting her public statements to law enforcement is to Clinton's impeachment (or, for that matter, some alleged shady land deal in Arkansas).
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