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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. I've been cutting back on the news, but is there another disaster in West Virginia besides being West Virginia?
  2. Checkmate, libtard
  3. I can't believe a guy who called us suckers would do this to us. We voted for him!
  4. Reporter: And what did you do as a member of the Deep State to fix "a lot of stuff in the government that needs fixing"?
  5. It may be a familiar characterization for some, but Ezra Klein's definition of the federal government (or Deep State oogah boogah!) is on point- It's insurance with a large standing army. Everything else is just coins in between the couch cushions. Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Military Guess who the South African determined was a parasite on America, Tom. America First.
  6. ...and the ultimate in-group (that the star-spangled MAGA rally goers don't get) are the billionaires regardless if they're Russian oligarchs whose talking points Trump parrots, Saudi royalty whose golfing tournament he hosts, a communist North Korea dictator whom *checks notes* he fell in love with, or Chinese ruling class he fawned over for their handling of Tiananmen Square.
  7. Trump literally slept fart through one of his trials.
  8. Your understanding of the word "hypocrisy" is on par with your understanding of the word "literally".
  9. Maybe he meant Rudy.
  10. "...then we fork over 3 quarters of a billion dollars for knowingly broadcasting those lies."
  11. Nothing sets off Trump more than a corporation stiffing it's clients.
  12. Dude literally had a reality TV show that's tagline was "You're fired" made possible by a vast swath of Americans who get off on that shit. This should be the least surprising thing he's ever done.
  13. I was worried about the border, so I voted for the guy who blew up the border bill.
  14. "This guy's a loser! I voted for you 8 times and can better job! I need to work from home though. And a raise."
  15. Wait, wait! You're trying to tell me that the most well-known convicted, recidivist fraudster in the world has ordered a "blatant breach of contract". Just outta no where. Huh. These things are kinda hard to predict ya know. Here a womp. There a womp. Everywhere a womp womp.
  16. "When the GOP says "socialism" they mean anyone other than the one percent receiving a benefit from the government for the taxes they've paid. Also, Trump has a tiny dick."
  17. ...and did so expressly because he didn't want Dems to get any credit. America First
  18. It's been a long time since I've been spoken to you Was it the right time? Your current troubles and you know they'll get much worse I hope you know how much I enjoyed them You're a pig of a person, there's a justice in this world Hey, how about this? Your lack of conscience and your lack of morality Well, more and more people know all about it We sat around the other night, me and the guys, Trying to find the right word That would best fit and describe you and people like you That no principle has touched no principles baptized How about that? Who'd eat shit and say it tasted good If there was some money in it for him Hey, you remember that song by this guy from Texas Whose name was Bobby Fuller? I'll sing it for you it went like this I fought the law and the law won I fought the law and the law won
  19. Weird how the Drain The Swamp administration selectively pardons or assists Dems who were convicted or under investigation.
  20. Emil Bove. There's a red dirt real American from the heartland you could have a beer with on the front porch and just shoot the shit with.
  21. THAT'S how The Constitution works. It just changes every 4 years.
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