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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. Look. If Marissa Tomei can ninja ambush a bunch of hayseeds in court with her automotive knowledge then Jack Smith can damn well drop a "DEEZ NUTS!" with a backhand full of classifieds upside Trump's head for a follow up to "Oh yeah? Well then what are these?"
  2. And the "King of Debt"'s secret plan to do it is even more secret than the GOP's secret replacement plan for Obamacare.
  3. Trump tried a similar delay tactic in his own defamation lawsuit against Cohen trying to avoid a deposition by Cohen's lawyers by falsely arguing he had to be in NYC that entire week for his civil trial. After 2 1/2 days of pouting in court he got bored and left which Cohen's lawyers immediately pointed out to the judge prompting Trump to drop his ludicrous 500 million suit.
  4. This isn't Nam. There are rules.
  5. People subjected to cardiac defibrillation have a much higher death than those who haven't. *exhales bong hot* Case closed, Mr. Hand.
  6. Finally, a truck that will protect me from Ewoks.
  7. Instant gratification addict with the impulse control of a toddler and foresight of a goldfish
  8. Also comes in Teenage Frankenstein version
  9. And then there's mauve!
  10. Your North Korean crush killed an American college student and then sent us a bill for shits and giggles. You went Ron Burgundy proclaiming your love for Veronica Corningstone over him.
  11. It's like Sark is as adamant about running the ball in goal to go situations as he was about going deep early in games earlier in the season. We're not a team that can just tell a defense "here's what we're going to do, stop us". It'd be nice if we were, but we're not, and we need to stop pretending we are.
  12. fuck scally?
  13. Ok. Wut in the Lollipop Guild is going on here?
  14. I think most everyone agrees the NCAA is next to useless when it comes to enforcement. What I'm addressing, as I understand it being described, is there is a critical mass of coaches who fight to keep these rules in place with the intention of breaking the rules for a competitive advantage. Either allow everyone (within the law) recording technology in efforts to steal signs or put radios in helmets. Don't insist on rules that you have intention of following.
  15. If it is as Klatt describes it, then to me that makes it an even bigger deal.
  16. I read that in the tone of someone staring into a campfire describing their tour of Nam.
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