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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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Everything posted by Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

  1. At this point, I shift the onus. Unsuck that dick, globtard. Sorry Venezuela.
  2. Everyone on Surly had Pee Tape somewhere on their Bingo card. Trump blowing Bubba got's everyone in a tizzy now. Card's a-flyin'!
  3. Go fuck yourself, Pat
  4. Coffee! No cream! Tell Canada to eat a dick. We're coming in hot. NEVERMIND and Aloohhhhha....
  5. You'd hump air. That's not really relevant right now. Fancy Pants, 411 over Chicago, stat!
  6. Oh, look at lil' tutu Zero boy in his fancy flyin' plane
  7. Eat shit. Die.
  8. ...but likely, Trump fucked some kids.
  9. BREAKING! I! DON'T! KNOW!
  10. Member? Libs of Tik Tok doesn't.
  11. I'm not political, I just repeatedly speak at CPAC.
  12. You can do that? I didn't know you could that.
  13. It's like you're trying to be wrong about everything
  14. So, despite the GOP's false choice argument of capitalism good, socialism bad, most Americans realize you need a balance of competition-based entrepreneurship and government-based guardrails that ensure those that have contributed to societies' prosperity aren’t given a F U when they're no longer needed.
  15. It's tiring being subjected to totalitarian authorianism built on a false pretext of Woke-ism being shoved down your throat while the exact opposite is true as you're trying to enjoy your bread and circus.
  16. "We're on Mars. Also we're underwater. You were asleep. We're in a Donovan song now. I gotta tear down the White House now, okbai!
  17. Smell ya later, TwiceHorn
  18. You can shoot a guy on 5th Ave. You can't blow a guy.
  19. Katie Johnson swore in her affidavit Trump made a death threat towards her if she spoke of him beating and raping her.
  20. Was kinda curious how the Minister Of Culture married to an immigrant felt about a party challenging birthright citizenship MAGA-fying UT.
  21. Reiterates what others have pointed out (amongst other things) and has been pointed out in the past but is now more relevant than ever. Trump, Mr. America First, is a national security issue.
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