Hmbre97

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There is a difference when the noise is coming from crazy people on Facebook and the weird conspiracy theory relatives. It's another story if the noise is being taught in school. Hell, I grew up in and attended K-12 in Vidor and we still learned about slavery and the damage it caused.

I don't think he's a troll. He sounds like every other backwoods east Texas hillbilly I grew up with in Vidor that gets on facebook now and has made politics their whole identity since Trump made being an asshole/bully cool again. I'm sure in his brain we're the outliers because he hangs with other like-minded people in his inner circle and never travels outside his bubble of chucklefucks. This current iterataion of the GOP will merely be a chapter in the history books about the time a real estate conman from New York duped a bunch of low IQ right-wingers into getting involved in politics even though it is way above their paygrade.

She must be a descendant of Lee Harvey Oswald

The Segura bit about Ted Cruz is fake, lol. I've seen a few different people say that he's told that bit before but the "neighbor" changes. I know that's not solid intel like TikTok comments but I doubt it's real.

I usually do but today was an anomaly because he's with his mom for the next few days so I was relegated to calling to bitch at him.

I need to vent about my 12 year old. His nickname right now is Magoo because he seems to be coasting through life oblivious to the destruction and mayhem he leaves in his wake. I worry if his head will ever exit his ass and he'll be able to be a productive member of society. A few gems from the last couple months: 1. We exit my truck to go into the store. As we're walking in, he says "oh, I forgot my wallet in the truck" and goes back to the truck while we continue into the store. Fast forward 30-45 minutes, we're walking out of the store and his door is wide ass open. Luckily I don't keep anything of value in the cab. All other doors were locked so I know it wasn't someone pulling on handles. He just left the fucking door open. BTW, he's done this before at home when I've sent him outside to retrieve something from the truck. We get up the next day to leave and the door is open. 2. I have an LG french door fridge. It's showing its age but it still works so I've yet to replace it. It has a quirk where if you just let gravity try to shut the door, it doesn't shut all the way. It stays open about 2 inches and you have to give it a push to close all the way. He is aware of this because I've told him at least 10 times to come shut the fridge when I've walked behind him and see it still "open". Fast forward to a month ago, he goes to get a drink out of the fridge as we're walking out the door to leave for the day and I remind him to close the fridge. He says ok, We get home that evening to find the door propped open and a brisket, 2 racks of spares and a pork butt all sitting at room fucking temperature. 3. Today (and the reason for this thread), we're leaving out this morning and like usual, he has forgotten something in the house (he fucking forgets everything constantly). He goes back in as I get his little brother loaded up., As he gets in the truck, I ask "did you close the door and relock the deadbolt" and he comes back with a frustrated 'yes' like how dare I question his ability to do simple tasks. I get home tonight at 8 and you guessed it, front door is wide ass open and the inside of the house is in the mid 80's with the AC unit s-t-r-u-g-g-l-i-n-g. He also drops/spills EVERYTHING. CONSTANTLY. rant over. for now.

Anyone else annoyed by the overuse of the "buy $xx of very specifics items and get $x off your purchase". Just give me like .50 off each item. I don't need $25 dollars worth of HEB brand baking shit or $15 worth of tortilla chips. Whoever is in charge over there for their discounts needs a swift kick to the nuts/cunt.

Madame Tussauds has really fallen off lately. Horrible work.

I really liked your cover of Space Oddity when you were up on the ISS

not sure about the past handful I've seen but the latest one was today. Was driving down 79 in Round Rock headed to work this morning and all the stations along the way were 2.92 - 2.99. Decided to procrastinate and wait to get gas on the way home from work. Pull back through at 6pm and every station was at 3.29.

Can someone ELI5 why there are wild swings in gas prices the last few months? I've seen this 4 or 5 times now in Round Rock where when I'm going to work, gas is like 2.95/gal for 87 octane. On the way home from work, it's now $3.29/gal. This is with no appreciable price movement in crude or nothing in the news that I could see affecting wholesale prices. The last few times I've seen it, prices slowly get walked down over a week or two, then they all spike up again.

It looks like what you'd get if you ordered Trump from wish.com

Bet those churrascarias don't have bloomin' onions though

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRosxXXW/

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRogPd9g/

I thought the magadonians died off after the Chicxulub impact?

Imagine getting super butthurt because someone talked about shooting nazis in the face. Says more about you than him.