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Took my boys (6 and 11) to lunch yesterday. My 6 yr old is really into pretend play right now and is constantly saying "pretend I'm a ________" about everything we do. On the other side, my 11 yr old is slowly losing his innocence after just half a year in middle school. We're getting ready to leave and my youngest takes one more drag off his root beer, then says "this root beer really tastes like a root beer dum-dum." As we get up and start to walk through this crowded restaurant to leave, he goes "pretend I'm a root beer dum-dum and suck on me". My oldest immediately goes "Ayyyyee yoooo" and starts giggling. As we're walking, he just keep saying "suck me, suck me, suck me, suck on my head" which sends my oldest over the edge.

No street cred in buying a house. You gotta buy some jewelry with your jersey number, then change your jersey number.

Probably couldnt stand the smell of all the different kinds of barnyard piss that have penetrated the interior of her house.

I'm still practicing that one

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRgHFD8h/

Nah, that one in the middle is built for comfort, not speed. Those other 2 need a sandwich or 5.

My kids got their own recorders for Christmas. Only took me a few minutes to learn the titanic theme

Sarkisian is beside himself. Driving around downtown LA begging (thru texts) Bryant Jr's family for address to Gary's home. or at least that's what BO&W is hoping for

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRgfocKF/

I think as far as reputation and recruiting goes, they either needed to keep it close-ish or lose a tight game against Michigan in the first round. The shine of making the title game is quickly tarnished by getting your shit pushed in with the whole cfb fandom watching, IMO. Especially with all the close games they played this year.

Crazy to think a shanked field goal put UGA in this game

Welfare freeloaders? Bah God, that's flattyfattie's music!

Makes sense that Gaetz caved at 15. He usually loses interest after 16 or so...

Water temps are in the mid 60's so it's not that bad. Hell, we were in the water last weekend on PINS when it was about the same.

Well, if he stays in collieville, we will have to deal with him after next year depending on how the SEC scheduling plays out.

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You know they control the toffee industry, right? - Kanye, probably

I have amblyopia (aka lazy eye) in my left eye. I was at 20/400 vision when they caught it in 3rd grade. Did a bunch of visual therapy stuff for a couple years and now I'm at like 20/80 in that eye. I wear glasses while reading or on a computer but only so it doesn't weaken again. My vision is still permanently blurry. Luckily it doesn't have any physical issues like drooping or wandering so I got that going for me, which is nice. I'm fucked though if something happened to my right eye.