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Trickle Down Economics 2: Electric Bugaloo

I had a similar pants-shitting moment in Pensacola 2 years ago while swimming with my kids. I was about chest deep and my 2 boys (6 and 11 at the time) had on life jackets so they were just floating. About 10 yards behind us, a bonita comes flying out of the water parallel with the beach, hauling ass like something is chasing it. About 30 seconds later, I see another bonita doing the same thing but this time about 10 feet away and between us and the beach. Naturally at this point I know something is chasing it so I look to the direction the fish came from and I see a gray dorsal fin breach the water about 50 or so feet away. It is headed directly for us so all I see is a slender gray dorsal fin hauling ass at us. Naturally I start to freak the fuck out so I grab the kids by the life vests and start running the fastest in water I've ever run before. It gets about 20 feet away and it makes a 90 degree turn. It was a fucking dolphin, lol About 30 min later and we're still out there swimming and a guy kayaks out a bait for his surf rod out about 50 ft away down the beach from us. Keep in mind this is like second week of June so the beach was absolutely packed. Way too packed to be fishing anyway. About 10 minutes later, we see tons of people that were swimming around us start getting out of the water. Then I see where dude reeled in a small black tip, like 2-3 ft max. It was nice because we had the water all to our selves for quite a while after that.

This cell wound up spitting out a tornado in Temple

oh yeah.... "Something something pardoning pedophile murderers to trigger the libs!"

After drake waving the white flag in his last track, it's probably over but there is no way Kendrick is worse for the wear. He just put out a banger diss that broke all kinds of streaming records and will probably be played in clubs all summer. Metro put out a free beat that tons of people are using for their own Drake diss tracks. Drake had zero dirt on Kendrick while Kendrick just reminding everyone Drake is a cosplay gangster with no street cred trying to act tough, constantly does cringe shit and is probably a pedophile. Drake took a massive L in this one.

A still image from his next video:

I'm a fat 40 yr old white guy from east texas and 'Not Like Us' got me wanting to learn how to crip walk

usually when I run across them, an order consists of 4

When I see street tacos on a menu or see the prepackaged tortillas at the store, the "street" taco tortillas are always small as hell. I just know if I order that shit in a restaurant, imma need like 6-8 of those things to make a meal out of it. I'm team regular size taco (no pun intended)

Why are you so obsessed with dicks?

Chuck need not apologize to anybody

I don't get it. Are people murdering toddlers in gravel pits now?

This is all gonna end up with staunch MAGA idiots killing their dogs to justify Noem's fuckup and to try and normalize it.

guess you can't tell your kids that the dog "is gonna go live on a farm" anymore when they get old and sick

TikTok?

if that happened, how long would it take to get Melania on a Sybian?

and if it's a stroke/other debilitative illness or a car accident that leaves you unable to work? You seem to have all the answers.

This quarterly back and forth with fatty gets tiresome to slog through. It's well established he is an asshole that has not an ounce of empathy for people and doesn't care about things unless it directly affects him. It's like all the other assholes in history that rail against LGBTQ until one of thier kids comes out as queer. Or during the pandemic, all the idiots posting fauci memes on facebook until their parent/loved one catches covid, then shit gets real. God forbid fatty or one of his family members gets cancer or some other horrific life-changing event happens that affects his ability to make a living and provide for his family. We'll see if he keeps that same energy when the shitty healthcare choices and social service cuts he continues to vote for come home to roost someday.

Fatty cries himself to sleep with thoughts that a minority is out there spending his tax dollars buying ribeyes and lobster tails with their EBT card

Maybe try a window instead of a mirror

Owning the libs makes fatty's little peepee so hard