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  1. The Earl of Texas
    This old swindler cunt posted A LOT about how great aggy is and how great it was to be an aggy etc etc etc when she’s off to the next sad stop I can’t wait to see all the shit she talks about Gomer Pyle.
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    CJ Stroud is a fucking rockstar. So is DeMeco. What a badass game. Love winning games you feel like you’ll lose, entertaining throughout and great finish.
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    Badass game. Ime may know what he’s doing…
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    Our rookie QB is a certified badass and we ruined Baker Mayfield’s day so literally everyone is happy
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    Refs handed them that one, but I would’ve expected a loss with that performance from the offense. Defense continues to impress. On to the next one.
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    Badass
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    Jesus, that’s a punt and a half
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    Thank god they went full on Sarkisian there!! Awful play calling.
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    That drive was phenomenal. Stroud repeatedly putting it dead on the money, I’m amazed at the QB play right now. Slowik mixing it up with creative run game, actually led to a few losses that Stroud bailed us out of but still would rather get creative and a little risky than be super conservative. So far a solid game plan - lean on them hard and let the game come to us. Let’s fucking go.
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    Bro you’re totally right. No one here is on your level. Stop wasting your immense intelligence on the likes of us and go find likewise geniuses!! Log off and don’t come back and share your gift with the world, for the sake of humanity!! #hero
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    Anyone thinking we hit a batter on purpose in that situation is a schmuck. Competitors want to win, all this other bullshit comes second to winning. Can’t put men on with no outs trailing by two in a tied playoff series with the World Series on the line, doesn’t get simpler than this.
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    They invited Abreu into their home but he took an upper decker smh
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    When you get rocked like that in the first inning do you even stay in the dugout after that? With all your teammates who hate you? Or just head for your F150 and peace out
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    Go pull your fucking Rent-A-Starter you fucking bum
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    Crooked numbers!!
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    Now the doubts begin to creep in… Better not let us win tomorroooowwwwwwww 😬
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    AR15 done for the year and Justin Fields hurt. When people were knocking Stroud for being a pocket passer during the draft, I thought what a weird critique that was for an NFL QB. Fields and Richardson both seem like very good dudes so sorry to hear the news on both of those fronts, but when it’s the most important position on the field, and you end up paying him the most, generally, you don’t necessarily want him running around. You go and get the best pass catching sprinters on the planet for him to throw to, and you put a track star behind him to hand the ball off to, and let the rest work itself out.
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    True. And I think we were all wondering what would happen after he threw his first interception. Bounced back nicely against a defense that I think is pretty good.
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    Lots of off-season storylines imploding for douchebags: - Stroud sucks/is dumb. - Bama/tOSU whatevers. - Browns pick immensely more valuable than ours. - Our coaching carousel was just about racism. - Rookie HC & QB are doomed. - Will Anderson no good. RIP bitches
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    Coming up with route adjustments live in game with OC then relating to the TE for a touchdown in crunch time… Pretty amazing shit for any rookie.
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    Nice try at a comparison but football and being a douche are unrelated. Next.

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