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The Earl of Texas

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  1. Consider this a full endorsement for the Player Hader
  2. As a Texans fan I need this son of a bitch to cling to life like Jerry Jones. LONG LIVE JIM Also, sorry for partying
  3. Glad we gave him a shot but this ain’t it. Go into SEC play with some awesome new coach and a bunch of pórtalees.
  4. Seems like a terrible hire but the Third aggy Law of Thermodynamics states the graph will intersect at “Elko was Bjork’s last mistake for us” and “Wow tOSU is doing pretty great” in 36 months.
  5. CJ Stroud is a bad motherfucker.
  6. Love all y’all but some of y’all got some serious amends to make towards Sting & Tunsil.
  7. He was an awesome coach, and we’re going to miss him, but if a united Texas is truly a reckoning let’s go get the next badass DL coach and keep this bitch all gas.
  8. He called us ‘dream school’ and aggy hired a literal bum to coach the D, and then he moved up his announcement timeline(I believe?). At this point it would be a surprise to me if he didn’t commit to Texas. Go get em, Bo.
  9. I have always enjoyed the supernatural status we have with aggy. What happened? We got sip’d. But how? Well, for starters, them and the Jews control the media and all the banks! Now, their alumni used to head up the Navy SEALs and he has orchestrated a three-prong strike along with the RAND Corporation. Sip learned this by staging 9/11. Now do you remember Operation Jade Helm? Well…
  10. My tweets are compelling and convincing, like a Thomas Paine treatise.
  11. Sucks on Hampton. Good luck kid. Otherwise - smashing day, gents.
  12. Im going to tweet @ Wingo. That’ll fix this.
  13. Also Levis appears to be OK as of some tweets in past hour or so, so that’s good. Now let’s get Stroud, Collins, and Anderson back and add some value to our #1 pick next week.
  14. Hannah continues to post dubs
  15. I was able to put the Oilers behind me the day they lost that Super Bowl by 1 yard to the Rams. They were our team and the uniforms are badass, but they were as notorious a choke squad as anyone in the league and that is their legacy. Moon, Campbell, and anyone who matters are Houstonians at heart, and there were a lot of fun memories that don’t mean anything to anyone outside Houston. They can have the jerseys and the “legacy”, as bad as it is. As far as this sad try-hard pettiness goes… HAHAHAHAHHAHA that’s an aggy level joke on yourself.
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