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The Earl of Texas

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  1. We literally couldn’t be playing worse. A sadly encouraging sign.
  2. Nothing but love for Rick but also love seeing his offense run against my team.
  3. Volunteering is for suckers
  4. Probably best case scenario. Turn him into draft capital and let’s make the most of it. Caserio and his team better be nails in the draft.
  5. Yes you ‘take Deshaun back’ if given the chance. He’s a great QB and he’s a winner. Draft several OL in draft for competent play and good depth, use the rest of draft on D, and hopefully sign WR/TE via free agency. Would be much improved.
  6. It’ll be Flores. He and Caserio have history and we culled Culley shortly after Flores became available then rushed to interview him.
  7. They’re morons for doing that, can’t explain that. Regardless - get a coach that can’t coach, let your superstar QB sit instead of playing hardball with him so the tank is even worse. Then get great draft status and trade QB for even more draft pieces, or maybe try to bring him back if possible once you’ve fixed major OL issues in draft. Go get new coach who can actually coach to work the rebound. It’s a simple formula and it appears to be playing out. Texans could fuck up a bowl of cereal so not saying they’re playing (3D) chess but the rest of the writing is on the wall. Culley was a fall guy.
  8. I’m not sure how many times this needs to be explained but he was literally hired because he probably couldn’t handle the job and we would tank, then could fire him, get a new guy, and start the rebuild without him.
  9. Gotta feel bad for anyone who thinks In-and-Out fries are good, or anyone looking for coach talk
  10. You guys are a bunch of fiddling’ Bens!
  11. IF and I mean capital IF the Texans are tanking properly, Deshaun sitting this year both stoked trade interest and ensured we’d suck enough to draft high, so it was by design. I expect a Deshaun trade before the draft as a part of the tank should be using his trade return in this draft and allowing the tank to only lapse one year before an actual rebuild gets underway. But if they can’t trade, and if they feel like a one year tank is enough, you show him what you brought to the table to entice him to come back, then play hardball and say this year no salary and more decay of your prime years - that’s enough for anyone I’d think. This is assuming Caserio is competent enough to tank this right, big IF. But if he is, the trade gets done.
  12. Casey did all he could for us, props to him. No point to stay though - Ewers should be and will be starter right away and we should and will stick with him. Go do your thing Casey, the real ones won’t forget what you gave to this program. X’s Mom is right.
  13. Maybe it’s never two EARLY for #SarkAfterDark
  14. Charlie Strong, I call upon you one final time to do my bidding. Interim coach ALWAYS wins their first game. Let’s gooooooo!
  15. I bet his heart is broken
  16. Yes, signing the #1 class is a big deal and it is something you should celebrate. Bag on the goobers all you like but keep it within the stupid shit they do. Don't reach and end up going full aggy yourself.
  17. Can we get Taki's on board for an NIL deal? We need deliveries to a bunch of hat-selection events, pronto.
  18. At lease the gif he is serial-posting isn't some short, repetetive, seizure inducing image of what appears to be Nelly on a Huey
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