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The Earl of Texas

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  1. Texans won the division and a playoff game two seasons ago. Astros went to the World Series two seasons ago, came within a game last year, and they’re clearly going to be good again this year. Rockets won their division last year and a playoff series. Yes, Rockets and Texans are bad right now, but let’s not get carried away. Rockets could remedy quickly with the right (tanked) draft pick this summer.
  2. Being a young QB on a shit team makes you look way worse than you are. Maturing, and joining a team that doesn’t suck dick can make all the difference. Good for Sam.
  3. My two favorite teams are the aggy and whoever plays t.u.! WHOOP! Gigem
  4. All those As fans paid for tix and showed up to watch us score one run per inning for an extended weekend 😂
  5. A lot of people on Twitter tried to make a big deal of the Correa/Chapman play, but it doesn’t seem to have taken hold. Baseball fans know what’s up. Currently losing Twitter-outrage war to people clowning Lebron for building a superteam in Space Jam 2: The Search for More Money.
  6. Our staff checked him but let him continue - obviously should’ve pulled him. Hindsight always perfect.
  7. Don’t think I’ve ever seen that at the pro level. Not on a can of corn 6 feet off the infield dirt. Amazing. I think the fucking swagger is back, gentlemen.
  8. That is a very generous way to look at it, but “nothing is going on, really” sells no subscripts and “there’s maybe a rumor of potential that our AD/coach are RUINING EVERYTHING stay subscribed for the next insider release and be sure to go to the message boards to discuss and increase our web traffic” sells more subscripts than zero.
  9. Keep raking in that backup dough, m’boy!!
  10. Killer slurve or whatever the hell that was right there. Took him to a knee, with an emphasis on K.
  11. Ekblad was having a great year and seems like an awesome dude. Super bummer.
  12. NFL owners did collude to destroy Kaep, no question about it. What they didn’t do was put the entire gambit in the hands of 20 low paid massage therapists across the entire country Who could make big dollars by getting televize interviews or writing books about their involvement in the conspiracy. And that’s where your attempt to connect these ideas fails. And without going into how routinely average guys accused of sexual misconduct get second chances in the NFL, much less superstars.
  13. You know they just make that shit up, right? Their job is to sell subscriptions, not report the facts or be investigative journalists.
  14. Fuck OU.
  15. You mean the team he put together that beat us and went to the World Series?
  16. All the crying and bellyaching in the world on this board about how he’ll be here forever, and all for naught. Props to CDC for facilitating the non-fire. Shaka did not quit.
  17. He didn’t win the Big 12 Championship! How many times does this need to be explained
  18. Fuck Rick Pitino
  19. Goodbye, Shaka.
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