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The Earl of Texas

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  1. If you can’t do up-tempo successfully, stop fucking doing it. We kill ourselves trying to be someone we’re not and do shit we can’t do.
  2. Good. Bring that shit on. Tired of pussyfooting around.
  3. OK that is fucking hilarious... the TV guys don’t ask our DC “can you stop the missed tackles” they ask him “how many can you live with”! The prosecution rests.
  4. Draft problem: solved.
  5. Beat down of Penn State? More like RapeGameJerry
  6. This is actually the best comment in this very, very large thread. Well said and ‘amen’.
  7. Since we won’t fire Tom during the season, I’m REALLY looking forward to months of further and clearly very cerebral Urban speculation.
  8. Packers are good. We’ll compete against lesser teams as long as we don’t commit to the run too much, because we can’t run it at all. But against teams that are actually good we stand no chance. We just don’t have the personnel to compete. Need to go make a great GM hire. Until then, it’s just tune in each week out of habit. And even then, it’s a few years until we’re in business.
  9. During the game they were talking about this weird and dumb shit Tom was doing during the week to overcome ‘accountability issues’, which you shouldn’t be having in year 4.
  10. That whole explanation by the sideline reporter of how Tom is desperately trying to fix shit was an embarrassment.
  11. Well, it should also matter whether it’s just made-up nonsense on a message board, or not. Which it is.
  12. The flyover of the B1 Lancer at the Rose Bowl was the sickest shit ever and if you weren’t there to see it you fucking suck and you don’t know shit about flyovers. It came in, and was like brrrrrraaawwwww and then it hit the afterburners like gusssshhhhaaaawwwww and off it went! Wowza.
  13. Bill O Brien would trade Ehlinger for an additional song controversy.
  14. Scouring the Baylor message boards, eh? Yeah, that should fix what ails us.
  15. He probably fucking talked it to death
  16. I’m also good with going for two there. Our D was not going to stop anything. You score two and win the game, maybe that’s the first step towards an extremely unlikely season turnaround. You lose, well, the season is basically completely unaltered.
  17. Analytics can tell you a lot, including shit that isn’t true. Not everything in life or baseball can be quantified.
  18. We still really haven’t cracked a game open in this series to our full offensive potential, yet.
  19. They’re in a heated situation with a lot of money and glory on the line. And the Rays are feeling historic pressure. With that said, yeah, it’s probably about Yandy being a pussy.
  20. Fuck yes. This is amazing. Why not? We’re talented as fuck.
  21. Bring on Embiid, please. We’ve been in serious need of an impact big since Harden got here. He’s never had big help. Capela I loved but he disappeared every playoff.
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