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The Earl of Texas

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  1. True but it was by far our number one problem last year and if the defensive coordinator and head coach were unable to identify that and fix it between the end of last football season and this game, I don’t think they can do it during game week planning. that’s not even to discuss the fact that some of the guys might not even be capable vis-à-vis the physical domination of Techs wide receivers today. I hope it isn’t who we are, but it sure defined us today.
  2. A lot of what we fucked up today is very fixable, but if we’re still this bad at tackling, that can’t be fixed and we’re in for some serious ass kickings.
  3. Moore really flashed today. Beat guys badly with good routes and speed, and made several clutch catches. Very happy for him. Hook em 🤘🏻
  4. Maybe we’ll beat them by three touchdowns.
  5. The hell I can’t!
  6. Bad play by Diggs. He’s good enough to avoid that. Glad Harry and Diggs are both OK, could’ve been real bad. Bodes well for my fantasy needs, though.
  7. Meanwhile the Chargers start a rookie QB and take the Chiefs to OT.
  8. Chiefs and Ravens are both great teams but we did not compete in either game. Embarrassing, but, par.
  9. Pollard needs to hit reset on his return SOP.
  10. Cold feet is a symptom of diabetes and smoking, so Oklahoma it is.
  11. Their starting tight end is kind of a badass... but nonetheless:
  12. It may seem like a downgrade to your average fan, but the transition from your wife getting stuffed by a talented Florida State baller to getting plowed by a cow college C-lister is actually a National Championship caliber move in the world of cuck fetishes.
  13. Secret paid newsletters are an aggy tradition.
  14. Most of the guys in ADCOMSUBORDCOMPHIBSPAC went the GYD3Y&GT2Y route.
  15. Someone in our clubhouse must’ve PLOWED a fat bitch because I sense some slumps ending. Look the fuck out if that turns around.
  16. I think in keeping with how fucked up 2020 is the bowls should get dark-side sponsors like Enron, gonorrhea, and the state of Oklahoma.
  17. “Man, our pitching has all these injuries and young guys, don’t know what we’re gonna do.” ”Just wait until we get to pitching heaven Colorado, everything will get right, then.”
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