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  1. The Earl of Texas
    a sequel to the 1992 blockbuster Passenger 57 starring Wesley Snipes called Passenger 69 where it’s basically the same movie except for commercial space flight. ROI guaranteed by brilliance of idea, not by actual guarantees.
  2. The Earl of Texas
    the development of a test for children in utero where instead of telling you whether or not the kid has genetic defects or other telltale fetal information, it’s to let you know that your child would eventually attend Oklahoma and then you can go ahead and abort. I accept Best Buy Gift Cards.
  3. The Earl of Texas
    Fuck yeah. Solid team in KSU, well coached and, as usual, tough. We should be better but a W is worthy of a beer ok this one gents. Cheers and hook em.
  4. The Earl of Texas
    We pay $6M+ for a head coach, but the last two were not hired by a competent AD. We have that now, so if Tom is unable to salvage at least we can be hopeful the next hire will be by far the best go the past three.
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    You fucking idiots were so quick to crown Rhule as some great coach 😂
  6. The Earl of Texas
    The only reason these games exist is for the NFL to expand media rights fees and merchandising to another country. I’m sure fans are having fun but let’s not lose focus of this being a cash grab and absolutely nothing else. The whole thing is terrible.
  7. The Earl of Texas
    Some of y’all had Baylor coach dick so deep your eyelashes were tickling butthole. Idiots.
  8. The Earl of Texas
    I love Earl, but one of if not my favorite thing in football is that it’s a meritocracy - your skin color or whatever other genres we break people down into doesn’t mean shit if you can ball. If you can ball, you’re in: black, white, or whatever.
  9. The Earl of Texas
    Fuck yeah. Go State
  10. The Earl of Texas
    He’s 7/10 for 200 and averaging 6.5 YPC on ten rushes... you’re wrong.
  11. The Earl of Texas
    This
  12. The Earl of Texas
    Never a losing season as a head coach in over 20 years.
  13. The Earl of Texas
    SWEATer weather vs Tackle better
  14. The Earl of Texas
    You really can’t see anything pressed against a mirror.
  15. The Earl of Texas
    Big fan of Ahmad as a solid dude and a Longhorn but I heard him talk for 20 minutes in his first month or so on the radio and knew he had no future in the sports talk game... yet, here we are.
  16. The Earl of Texas
    Your whole ‘woe is us’ thing is tiresome. No one will forget about the OU or KU games. Every week for the rest of this season will be one approached with apprehension, especially on D.
  17. The Earl of Texas
    Holy shit read this thread from the start right up to Anwar’s tweet... we have an impressive collection of morons here.
  18. The Earl of Texas
    It was just a joke. You know many coaches/players the volume posters of this site and it’s predecessor have crowned and subsequently burned at the stake? Most posters here are extremely quick to do both, but only understand the scoreboard.
  19. The Earl of Texas
    I wouldn’t say crying on the internet about a sport you don’t fully understand is a ‘profession’
  20. The Earl of Texas
    Yes I remember this upcoming weekend when they play our defense.
  21. The Earl of Texas
    I think it’s both ways. A lot of y’all underestimate how bad we were coming off Strong’s inheritance and further bungling of Mack’s disaster. And we should be better in year three.
  22. The Earl of Texas
    I like Orlando and have a major appreciation for his first two years here but even in those years we’ve had a crazy deficient Big12-centric approach and this year has been especially abysmal. At this point it would be really hard to make an argument that would support his continued employment at his price range. If it’s all due to the injuries than shit but even then we can hire a guy who can teach young players to step in and cover, tackle... Christ just play basic defense and stop Kansas 3 out of 6 drives when the game is in a crunch.
  23. The Earl of Texas
    Phlegm has always been the worst poster
  24. The Earl of Texas
    Fielding a kick that will either land in the end zone or go out of bounds is pointless. I like Herman but he’s supposed to be a detail guy... largely seems like our special teams as a whole have no awareness of that shit. Bummer.
  25. The Earl of Texas
    I mean... not really... we’ve run the ball Up the middle for less than 2 yards many, many times this evening.

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