The Earl of Texas

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Texans open the season against the New Orleans Saints on Monday the 9th at 6:10pm on ESPN. We've had crazy roster moves between the close of camp and the first game, as much as any team I've ever seen and definitely the most shake up this team has ever had in that time-frame. Personally I think we didn't do very well in these trades, but if Tunsil can play at a high level, and we manage to re-sign him, we could limit the damage. Big fan of not maxing out Clowney, he's definitely got the talent to be a max player I just didn't want that much money tied up in a guy who takes plays off and has injury concerns, especially for a team that has so many other needs to address. Should be an interesting season, with the retirement of Luck we are the odd-on favorites to win the AFC South, with the Jags in a very close second. https://www.houstontexans.com/news/texans-trim-roster-to-53-players https://www.si.com/nfl/2019/09/02/nfl-cuts-trades-waiver-claims-texans-laremy-tunsil-bill-obrien-seahawks-jadeveon-clowney

Hungover as fuck in my Airbnb off Manor FIGHT

Bijan is the shit. I’m sure Evans is good too, but who fucking cares. 🤘🏻

It’s plain to see - this recruiting class is sky high but once we ground LSU and Oklahoma, the one we’ve got waiting in the wings is gonna be 35,000 feet.

Troy fucking Aikmen ftw

RIP to a truly great parody account. Hopefully he keeps it alive for sporadic use.

Bad for the NFL

Could be his last year, regardless of the extension.

Preseason means less than nothing, injuries aside, but Andrew Luck retiring is the biggest move this team has made since Peyton Manning left Indy

Franks has improved a fair amount but still... watching him reminds me of wandering in the WB desert. hook em Sam

Good thing we have extensive back up plans at running back 🙄

Our future is so bright even this idiot can see it coming

Being at UT when he was playing made it a very enjoyable football experience as a student, he was bad ass. Very nice guy, too. RIP

“Trust in Jimbo” is the new “Trust in Sumlin” I love it

This is a fucking great run. Drink it in.

They have been sold a “2020 Natty or bust” idea from the clowns who operate their monthly dues-for-lies exchange. Cant wait to watch that narrative fall apart.

Hey... shut the fuck up about aggy in this thread

They can’t get crushed if they don’t get their hopes up, first. God bless em... but this is my second favorite part.

Their genuine shock that we’re recruiting well is funny, considering we out recruit them every year even when we’re not good, but the most enjoyable part was how 2020 was supposed to be ‘their’ cycle and watching them observe the collapse is amusing as hell.

#teammoss