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The Earl of Texas

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  1. We hired CDC explicitly so we wouldn’t fuck up the next hire. Go Chris
  2. I’ve been thinking about this line a lot. Weird. Breaking my cardinal rule and getting on Texas. Going to be a field goal game, one way or the other.
  3. I’m all for the passion exhibited regarding most of this, but if Tom wants To keep Todd (god knows why I’m just being hypothetical) and has compelling reasons as the HC, I doubt CDC would think himself to know more than the HC on the subject. If Herman refuses to change DCs, and it doesn’t work out, doesn’t forcing Tom to change coaches just band-aid the issue? Forever having to do the HCs job for him would make you a shitty AD IMO. Let him fail and then fire him, and go hire a coach who will succeed. Or allow him to steer his ship to safety and come off looking like you had wonderful foresight. ADs should foster successful environments for, or hire badass HCs, not provide crutches to reigning underachievers who you think can’t even assemble a competent staff.
  4. an Uber-meets-Hooters crossover called Boober where the passenger has their own ‘rear view mirror’ accentuating the drivers high beams.
  5. I’ve been watching too many Denzel flicks -or- Katfid
  6. CDC hasn’t run a football team in his life but some of y’all want to give him operational control of the football team... yalls short sighted reactions in your football-based anger would be funnier if you ever realized how absurd they are and let them go. But in their longevity, it’s more sad than funny.
  7. a sequel to the 1992 blockbuster Passenger 57 starring Wesley Snipes called Passenger 69 where it’s basically the same movie except for commercial space flight. ROI guaranteed by brilliance of idea, not by actual guarantees.
  8. the development of a test for children in utero where instead of telling you whether or not the kid has genetic defects or other telltale fetal information, it’s to let you know that your child would eventually attend Oklahoma and then you can go ahead and abort. I accept Best Buy Gift Cards.
  9. Fuck yeah. Solid team in KSU, well coached and, as usual, tough. We should be better but a W is worthy of a beer ok this one gents. Cheers and hook em.
  10. We pay $6M+ for a head coach, but the last two were not hired by a competent AD. We have that now, so if Tom is unable to salvage at least we can be hopeful the next hire will be by far the best go the past three.
  11. You fucking idiots were so quick to crown Rhule as some great coach 😂
  12. The only reason these games exist is for the NFL to expand media rights fees and merchandising to another country. I’m sure fans are having fun but let’s not lose focus of this being a cash grab and absolutely nothing else. The whole thing is terrible.
  13. Some of y’all had Baylor coach dick so deep your eyelashes were tickling butthole. Idiots.
  14. I love Earl, but one of if not my favorite thing in football is that it’s a meritocracy - your skin color or whatever other genres we break people down into doesn’t mean shit if you can ball. If you can ball, you’re in: black, white, or whatever.
  15. Fuck yeah. Go State
  16. He’s 7/10 for 200 and averaging 6.5 YPC on ten rushes... you’re wrong.
  17. Never a losing season as a head coach in over 20 years.
  18. SWEATer weather vs Tackle better
  19. You really can’t see anything pressed against a mirror.
  20. Big fan of Ahmad as a solid dude and a Longhorn but I heard him talk for 20 minutes in his first month or so on the radio and knew he had no future in the sports talk game... yet, here we are.
  21. Your whole ‘woe is us’ thing is tiresome. No one will forget about the OU or KU games. Every week for the rest of this season will be one approached with apprehension, especially on D.
  22. Holy shit read this thread from the start right up to Anwar’s tweet... we have an impressive collection of morons here.
  23. It was just a joke. You know many coaches/players the volume posters of this site and it’s predecessor have crowned and subsequently burned at the stake? Most posters here are extremely quick to do both, but only understand the scoreboard.
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