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Pato del Muerto

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  1. Did he make sure the fifa peace prize also comes with a several million dollar cash award?
  2. Hi, we’re John cena. and the lambos just made me sad. Have some diversity, Monsieur diabates. Like in the hot tub. glad the hive and the survivors have told Carol to fuck off and die. She is toxic. Not an anti-hero, just a bad person. Like Walter white in that way.
  3. Wow the avs actually lost in regulation last night.
  4. Fake news. He did the parks thing the day before.
  5. You decided that Santa wasn’t real at 6 years old or younger?
  6. Truly shitty 10 minutes of hockey from Dallas.
  7. Introducing the depardon or unpardon. SCOTUS approval pending but expected. He needs to do it once to prove he owns all those he pardoned, so this guy seems like as good a proof of concept as any.
  8. lol Friendship with NFL ended. FIFA is new friend. but that meme doesn’t really work because the real thing is that the nfl has always hated Trump and fifa loves him as someone who appreciates and will help with the grift as long as he gets his beak wet too.
  9. Costco sells some lovely chicken meatballs
  10. Just let me know ahead of time so I can be compliant as well as full.
  11. And did Texas or Auburn know this when wells’ brother was offered a spot or not?
  12. I was reading about the latest boat strike and I had a little thought that maybe you guys can help answer. Since we have secured the border, why do we care if drug boats are cruising around the oceans? Why spend millions of dollars worth of ordnance on something that poses no threat, since it can’t enter the country?
  13. How many of the >100k crowd also have an $800 car payment or two?
  14. Sounds like Austin should get a measure on the ballot to raise taxes to fund infrastructure repairs and improvements. I’m sure it’ll pass easily.
  15. It’s a whole dairy- their cheese is also good.
  16. What was the result of your inquiry, dear sir?
  17. “Speaking from a foundation of truth” he says. The entire thing with religion is it is faith-based. Faith is not truth, they are wholly independent concepts. and “here is what I believe” doesn’t cut the mustard as a submission to that prompt, so failure is the correct response.
  18. If you aren’t Pinkard or Bowden, then your attribution is missing.
  19. I guess I wonder why she would need to talk to mtg about it. Needs to understand her angle?
  20. What’s Love got to do with it?
  21. Maybe they’ve all been murdered since this is Chicago.
  22. I’ve stayed at airport adjacent properties before that allow travelers who book a night before a trip, to leave their cars in the lot for the duration of their trips. Are you certain that isn’t what is happening here?
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