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Pato del Muerto

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Everything posted by Pato del Muerto

  1. I’ll put myself out there a little bit here. What if the issue isn’t fear of rejection, it’s an aversion to the entire interaction? You, I believe, are a trial lawyer. You chose to talk to people for a living, so you must have some sort of natural comfort or ability with that. i am the type of person that would rather stand and wait rather than say excuse me to a stranger if they were blocking a walkway. How likely do you think i am to be willing to continually walk up to strangers and try to start a conversation? you say flirting is fun, i say it’s nightmarish.
  2. WWI had American troops for less than 2 years- war declared April 1917 and armistice signed November 1918. WW2 had American troops from 1942 to 1945. discounting the war efforts of all the would-be longhorns, as they do, you could strike maybe 6 seasons off of the record because of war. But how can they claim a national title in 1919 on the heels of winning ww1, did guys de-enlist?
  3. Christmas homework? GTFOH
  4. Still going on about the rule of law huh.
  5. Already in the print queue right behind the one made out to mike leach.
  6. Mackerel snappers?
  7. And now they’ve lost their dad and their tradmom.
  8. if you zoom in to the porch to the left, you can see part of the giant jack skellington that stays in the spot year round, but for Xmas they put his Santa hat and a string of lights on him.
  9. The shit stick isn’t what you think
  10. When you’re a dick, everything looks like a pussy.
  11. Is this a confessional space?
  12. They know it’s a network of thousands, right?
  13. If he is running an nfl prep academy, shouldn’t his coaches have nfl experience? Petrino is the ultimate gadget college offense guy.
  14. Regular brown craft paper, tied with jute. like you might have gotten when you went to pick up your phone order at the general store in 1947.
  15. kill me pls. That said, the glühwein helps.
  16. Maybe try in the original Greek poetic form.
  17. How are those strong laws against AI coming along? oh.
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