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Pato del Muerto

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  1. Whittingham would have to have been told of anything left to be released, before taking the job. One would think.
  2. Halfway pole I believe. Solidly mid table at 13 of 24. 7 points from 3rd position, but 9 points up on relegation position. Feels like a tight spread save Coventry at the top and Sheffield Wednesday at the bottom.
  3. Perineal sentience is a rare but serious side effect. Quit taking {medication} if your perineum begins talking to you, and report it to your doctor immediately.
  4. Last scene- is this heaven? no, it’s Indiana. right after vecna turns good and saves them, revealing that he is eleven’s father, and crosses an unseen boundary where he turns back into Henry.
  5. Dumbed down is psychic powered person is harnessed by US gvt for cloning research, creates wormhole to another world in which he lives and plots takeover of earth, and also there’s a world in his mind where he can kidnap the consciousness of other people and trap them there for reasons, whether their bodies are in the wormhole or on earth. And a group of teenagers, some of whom are friends but not all, plus a couple of adult hangers on, are who must band together and stop him using their captain plantet-esque combined powers of psychic abilities, nerd av know how, military experience, and teen hormones. And also one of them was somehow trapped in Russia for a while and they had to rescue him.
  6. And much easier to do. Hell it might fall off.
  7. So, did he admit that we have lost the war on Christmas? and the video above with the child caller, it’s creepy because of all of the…child rape stuff, but even excluding that the interaction is weird because you can see that he has no idea how to talk to children or give females a complement that isn’t related to being pretty.
  8. That’s called sleep paralysis
  9. Yeah it does have that bullseye look. I’d get it looked at professionally rather than risk having a hole in my foot.
  10. Watched gremlins early by myself before anyone was up. Did Xmas presents. Ate a lot. Just finished die hard with the family. No complaints.
  11. Do you want to get into a convo about a current real life situation where a large amount of people believe things that aren’t true?
  12. This isn’t a thing. They turned billions without consent. But they won’t take a piece of you without consent, like they won’t take an apple off of a tree.
  13. They won’t get away with naming anything that’s not Trump.
  14. They were equally sure they’d win the 2011, 2024, and 2025 games right up until those games got played. And should be reminded of that. Probably up until the final minute of each game, actually. That’s when they produce the excuses.
  15. I’ll put myself out there a little bit here. What if the issue isn’t fear of rejection, it’s an aversion to the entire interaction? You, I believe, are a trial lawyer. You chose to talk to people for a living, so you must have some sort of natural comfort or ability with that. i am the type of person that would rather stand and wait rather than say excuse me to a stranger if they were blocking a walkway. How likely do you think i am to be willing to continually walk up to strangers and try to start a conversation? you say flirting is fun, i say it’s nightmarish.
  16. WWI had American troops for less than 2 years- war declared April 1917 and armistice signed November 1918. WW2 had American troops from 1942 to 1945. discounting the war efforts of all the would-be longhorns, as they do, you could strike maybe 6 seasons off of the record because of war. But how can they claim a national title in 1919 on the heels of winning ww1, did guys de-enlist?
  17. Christmas homework? GTFOH
  18. Still going on about the rule of law huh.
  19. Already in the print queue right behind the one made out to mike leach.
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