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Pato del Muerto

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  1. Patriot pâté is a solid name, but for the fact that its target demographic would be scared of the name and couldn’t pronounce it. can we use the tubes as stock, and make small bite size balls of it, cover it in the shittiest chocolate we can find, and call them trump truffles?
  2. Temu Ryan gosling
  3. Well, that isn’t the same movie.
  4. Are you a pair of orthopedic shoes? Because I stand corrected.
  5. Press release in the near future: I, President Donald j trump’s lifelong optometrist, can confirm that president trump has really great vision- much better vision than anyone else ever really. It is so good, in fact, that it has been compared to that big, beautiful bird the bald eagle. This extraordinary sense of vision makes others uncomfortable, so we have crafted special glasses to reduce president trump’s vision back to that of a mortal human person. Thank you for your attention in this private medical matter. - Dr. Michael Michealson, MD.
  6. Idea- have him be one of the sharks on shark tank next to his buddy Kevin and the qvc doll and I’d say Cuban but Donald is too chickenshit to do that so arod. and if he won’t do it as 1 of 4, let him be by himself on a golden throne. I’d love to see what he says about the businesses, what he offers, the people that decide to pitch him and what they are selling. Trump tank.
  7. A merry Christmas from him in June. anyway, now at least I’ll smell good when I flip my trump tie over my shoulder so I don’t get catsup on it while enjoying my trump steak and trump red wine, while in my comfortable trump high tops- before capturing this memory on my trump one phone and posting it to my truth account for cred.
  8. Only 3.5 stars. I’m sure we can find lower rated for him.
  9. Then throw it to new tight end Caleb bluett?
  10. In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders
  11. There wasn’t enough time between them for tech to advance, and each one surely had a lower budget than the previous.
  12. Clark, MT is probably the windiest place on earth. nm I’m thinking of Clark, WY.
  13. Still miles better than what they show of it in the third one
  14. I’ll throw in a quote from wiki about The Pretender since it’s FF and felt like it was played every 15 minutes for months that naught both support and then negate its nomination.
  15. Just googled. William Friedkin, huh. Interesting. for full circle, apparently friedkin directed Robert Shaw in n a 1968 movie called the birthday party.
  16. I’ve eaten at a McKenzie river pizza location so I get it.
  17. Well thank god I’m not stupid. …wait, how would I know if I were?
  18. Good job. Never too old to be parented.
  19. Resource re-allocation will be happening. The question is to where the resources will be diverted.
  20. Well, not making the WCF would be backwards. Winning it would be forward. So I would think that expectations would revolve around making that series
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