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Pato del Muerto

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Everything posted by Pato del Muerto

  1. My MIL still writes checks to mail utility payments at minimum. I hope she uses a debit card at the store but it’s no sure bet.
  2. there you go
  3. Can Dallas only play teams missing their qb and all starting receivers? That’s more of a fair fight.
  4. Shouldn’t matter, but another early failed 2 pt conversion and another instance where not taking 1 is looking dumb.
  5. Can’t rush and somehow also can’t contain. What exactly is the d line doing?
  6. With shells that have ā€œthis trump assasonation attempt made possible by a generous grant from the g soros antifa foundationā€ etched on them.
  7. Yes. Link a credit card to google pay and use that. Or use the actual card if you wish, they’ll all have the chip now that does the same thing with rfid that the phone does.
  8. And neither one of those guys gave us 1997 or 2010.
  9. Pretty sure that computers don’t actually delete the data, as much as they consider the space free to use as needed while removing the access link. But unless he actually saved a terabyte of data afterward to make the original stuff go away, it’s just there waiting for the right kind of software to open it up.
  10. I’m sure he considers it his tithing for the week and just skipped the basket today.
  11. You…offered to write a check for parking?
  12. We basically had the same offensive output as ou had against us, but with a long punt return as well to set up a td.
  13. Lol was that drinkwitz jogging off thinking they’d won?
  14. Hey guess what? The scrappy but winless in conference home dog came up empty on their OT possession, and the moderately ranked road team with one conference loss fucked around with theirs before kicking a fg to win. just kidding Mizzou missed so they play on.
  15. Can’t do that but have you heard of human centipede?
  16. Mizzou at Auburn is doing a reasonable approximation of our game, for those that didnt get enough yet.
  17. Not the zebra’s best effort tonight. And you’d think the sec would want us to remain paper tigers for Georgia and aggy to tear apart, so I think it’s just incompetence. but the uncatchable dpi and then holding on our first ot play sure are sus, and great places to affect the outcome.
  18. I’m not letting the defense off the hook either. Gave up 400 yards and recovered zero of 5 wildcat fumbles (2 on special teams so 0 of 3 if you prefer), and gave up the end of regulation drive. Made the Kentucky qb look like sweet Diego.
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