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Pato del Muerto

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  1. Weaponize their stupidity and saturate the small towns with “to vote for all republicans, vote all red” and see how they do.
  2. Dangerous gambit, as liquid will find the lowest level.
  3. James Lipton asked that question on inside the actors studio, and i can still remember holly hunter in her accent responding with “cocksucker.” So anyway, if your cousin knows holly, have her DM me please. ya know what, what the hell, they can both DM me.
  4. Well they do share a pretty small island with a lot of Spanish speakers
  5. The people that don’t think flag burning is protected political speech and think flying her upside down as a signal of distress is clever don’t have a handle on the entirety of the flag code?
  6. They hide it. They cloak it in christianity and patriotism, attempting to make it not only acceptable but the only right thing, as religious dogma especially demands.
  7. It’s possible that they might want to review their motor vehicle operator licensing requirements though if traffic accidents are really that bad.
  8. also, Dude, rare as unicorns is not the preferred nonenclature. Rare as hen’s teeth, please.
  9. The real answer is jobs. And once a community is established, others are drawn to that community. Why be the only Haitian in knuckledeep, TN when there’s a community of thousands already established in Springfield, many of whom can help you gain employment?
  10. How many rifles and tanks do you suppose will have seen both fights by the time this one is done?
  11. I feel like the tie is intentionally dilbertish. Cartoonist calling out another cartoonist?
  12. The fucking krusty thank you at the end. Perfection.
  13. He’s a rep from Missouri 7th, too. So what’s his business at a dc jail? Go ask at a jail in Joplin or Branson.
  14. I want Florida. I want it so goddamm bad, to see how Trump and Rhonda react.
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