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Pato del Muerto

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Everything posted by Pato del Muerto

  1. The bartending at imma’s tailgates must be spectacular.
  2. You guys know that Apple doesn’t do any of that stuff in their originals, right? So you can want it but hopefully you know that it isn’t going to happen.
  3. If you can replace 120k per annum by doing something 5 hours per week, then you should do that thing full time. Or at least more than 5 hours per week.
  4. First he will need to make and squander money from appearances and signings at New Mexico casinos.
  5. You know the runner up is GOATSE right?
  6. Maybe this is a wink to Qanon that they were right.
  7. 2x difference makes it an easy choice. if it was 100k vs 150k or 150k vs 200k, they might make me put pen to paper and work through it.
  8. Ollie should work for the post office, because no bad weather will keep him from his appointed rounds. job done
  9. Carlton now understands how hard to play to get minutes from Vic.
  10. Merry Christmas, Carly Brown!
  11. Judd looks smooth. What she does not look is fast.
  12. That’s why he can’t drive a Tesla.
  13. Did he say happy birthday to Jesus?
  14. You are going to have to pry kash’s title from his cold, dead, tiny brown hands. That’s his Frank’s hot sauce. He puts that shit on everything.
  15. Trump will pardon him and his agent will pen a missive demanding the nfl let him play.
  16. If we stop testing for Covid, cases will decrease.
  17. When I was a kid, I thought Andy Griffith show and happy days were made contemporaneously to the periods in which they were set. Kids are dumb.
  18. Does harmeet know about the Christmas wish of remigration?
  19. That looks like the price list when I bought a ticket to see Ivan Wagner lead Texas to a close loss to bb Walton and the usf bulls at the drum in I think 1997.
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