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Horndog

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  1. I heard an interview today with a woman who had been a juror on a trial that lasted two months. Deliberations took over a week. Unanimous guilty verdict.
  2. Tiger always preferred a 3 wood.
  3. Don't you gimme no buick Son you must take my word If there's a God in Heaven He's got a silver thunderbird You can keep your El Dorados And the foreign car's absurd Me I wanna go down In a silver thunderbird
  4. Sorry to be that guy, but that's an initialism not an acronym.
  5. I finally figured out why Mike Johnson looks familiar.
  6. Instead of a fine, how about 10 hours of community service for each violation? I would love to see the dotard wearing an orange jump suit picking up trash along the Hudson River.
  7. She doesn't want to be his ex. She wants to be his widow.
  8. Ooh that smell Can't you smell that smell Ooh that smell The smell of death surrounds you
  9. I'm trademarking "False Prohpet" today. Great band name.
  10. I don't get the idea of forcing the election to the House as being a viable strategy. A third party candidate would have to actually win some states to prevent the R or D from getting a majority of electors. There is a zero chance of that happening. What am I missing?
  11. Just add the T for Trump and make it "Dullest". Same thing.
  12. Actually, an example of Murphy's Law.
  13. TBD.
  14. They all just switched to Geico?
  15. RBIs
  16. Is that John Daly next to Hold Sarge?
  17. If LBJ can't get his pitch count down, he's more like 1/2 than a 1.
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