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Horndog

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  1. I guess the Cotton Bowl was not available.
  2. There’s such a thing as a long consanant?
  3. The in-game interviews with the Patient Ambassadors have been very touching.
  4. Hell, the 9.95 crowd once traced Urban Meyer to a particular hotel at Horseshoe Bay based on nothing but the pattern of the window curtains.
  5. Or the old classic: "FUCK YOU! Strong letter to follow."
  6. Yeah, and I wasn't very impressed with Bama football when they lost to aggy.
  7. Is it just me, or would anyone else rather watch some Olympics rather than a 5 hour pregame?
  8. Calling them up. I know a few "patriots" I'd like shredded.
  9. He has never been able to digest anything above a third grade reading level.
  10. "Defendant's argument regarding “custody” suffers from similar artificiality. There is no warrant for supposing, and no legislative history suggesting, that Congress meant to subject to punishment under section 2071 only those who are the custodians of records in the technical sense, such as clerks or librarians, but to permit others working in a government agency who have access to sensitive documents to destroy or alter them with impunity. The obvious purpose of the statute is to prohibit the impairment of sensitive government documents by those officials who have access to and control over them, and no court has ever held to the contrary." United States v. Poindexter, 725 F. Supp. 13, 20 (D.D.C. 1989)
  11. There is nothing more sterile than an indoor stadium. Minute Maid, Globe Life, Jerry World, NRG all suck.
  12. His early treatment option was a vaccination.
  13. He's been in line at the bank waiting for a customer representative to discuss his account.
  14. First one in the U.S. was at the State Fair of Texas in the 50's. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trailblazer_(monorail)
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