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  1. Or two strikeouts with runners at second and third in the 8th
  2. Never mind
  3. If we walk the first guy I'm shooting my wrists
  4. Horndog replied to Napoleon's topic in Futbol
    Yeah, it was like watching Case McCoy herp and derp through aggy.
  5. But if CR and USA tie, CR can't get to 25. Thus 2 ties does it.
  6. Correction. Two ties gets us to 24. CR and Panama max out at 23 or 22.
  7. Two ties should do it because of goal differential.
  8. But this year he trades three games hitting against Texas pitching for three games hitting against Kansas pitching.
  9. That's his walk off song.
  10. I guess the Cotton Bowl was not available.
  11. There’s such a thing as a long consanant?
  12. What they really say: Gracias por luchar por nosotros.
  13. The in-game interviews with the Patient Ambassadors have been very touching.
  14. Hell, the 9.95 crowd once traced Urban Meyer to a particular hotel at Horseshoe Bay based on nothing but the pattern of the window curtains.
  15. Or the old classic: "FUCK YOU! Strong letter to follow."
  16. Yeah, and I wasn't very impressed with Bama football when they lost to aggy.
  17. Is it just me, or would anyone else rather watch some Olympics rather than a 5 hour pregame?
  18. Calling them up. I know a few "patriots" I'd like shredded.
  19. He has never been able to digest anything above a third grade reading level.
  20. "Defendant's argument regarding “custody” suffers from similar artificiality. There is no warrant for supposing, and no legislative history suggesting, that Congress meant to subject to punishment under section 2071 only those who are the custodians of records in the technical sense, such as clerks or librarians, but to permit others working in a government agency who have access to sensitive documents to destroy or alter them with impunity. The obvious purpose of the statute is to prohibit the impairment of sensitive government documents by those officials who have access to and control over them, and no court has ever held to the contrary." United States v. Poindexter, 725 F. Supp. 13, 20 (D.D.C. 1989)
  21. There is nothing more sterile than an indoor stadium. Minute Maid, Globe Life, Jerry World, NRG all suck.
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