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  1. Horndog
    But it's all right, it's all rightWe've lived so well so longStill, when I think of the roadwe're traveling onI wonder what went wrongI can't help it, I wonder what went wrong
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    Waiter, there's a fly in my toupe.
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    No woman is really interested in Pence's fly.
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    Pretty fly for a white guy.
  5. Horndog
    You are what you eat.
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    Pence is smarm incarnate.
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    For a Dem.
  8. Horndog
    Don't know where else to put this. Per the Secretary of State, there are about 16 million registered voters in Texas. I heard today that there are 1.5 million voters registered since 2016. That means that this is the first election for almost 10 per cent of registered voters in Texas.
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    Might that explain his debate performance?
  10. Horndog
    But Biden will ruin the Suburbans.
  11. Horndog
    It would be typical for Trump to fuck us even by dying.
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    Pennsylvania. It's the single biggest reason why Biden is the Dem with the best chance to beat Trump.
  14. Horndog
    Maybe holding a few things back to drop right after Trump/Barr's upcoming October surprise. You know, like the Wikileaks dump happened an hour or so after the Access Hollywood tape.
  15. Horndog
    What Trump heard:"Boat him out."
  16. Horndog
    Trump is like Seinfeld, but without the personality, sense of humor, or self- awareness.
  17. Horndog
    Calling Dr. Kelno.
  18. Horndog
    Wouldn't a Bay of Pigs Award be something like a Waterloo award?
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    I agree. He is reading from a quote and the word he comes upon is "fortuity", not "fortune." (Context clues and all.) But there is a difference between a verbal stumble and ignorance. He clearly does not know the word or how to pronounce it. When he gets to the word he pauses, does a brief mental inventory of his limited vocabulary, and comes out with "fortooty" because the word he is seeing on paper looks a bit like "fruit" and that is a word he knows and can pronounce.
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    Heard about 5 minutes of the press conference today. He said something about Mike Pence, and I swear it sounded like "my pants."
  21. Horndog
    He's just confused. He was once the Michelin Man of the Year.
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    Must have been a Johnny Cash convention in town.
  24. Horndog
    https://www.csoonline.com/article/2130877/the-biggest-data-breaches-of-the-21st-century.html
  25. Horndog
    Why not both?

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